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Old 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM  
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Old 07-02-2014, 04:22 PM   #5851
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Are you really not making the connection w/ the juvenile penmanship? That's sort of the joke, somewhat. I wrote that left handed for a reason.
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Old 07-02-2014, 04:30 PM   #5852
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For the note, Id try some misspelled words, like "Eat mor chiken" from ChickFilA.
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Old 07-02-2014, 04:48 PM   #5853
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For the note, Id try some misspelled words, like "Eat mor chiken" from ChickFilA.
Maybe I should have - she's blonde though, like me. So I didn't want to risk it.
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Old 07-02-2014, 05:26 PM   #5854
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Are you really not making the connection w/ the juvenile penmanship? That's sort of the joke, somewhat. I wrote that left handed for a reason.

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Old 07-14-2014, 08:31 PM   #5863
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Not word for word....

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Me: It is.
Her: It'll be better in the morning. Going to be up early? I'm going to be.
Me: No. (I'm thinking that's weird... I didn't ask and you always sleep in. Not weird enough to ask why though.)
Her: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight

~5am (I'm sleeping.)
Her: The moon is really awesome.
Her: Little cloudy but looks cool.
Her: Miss you Baby. Drive Safe, and have a good day. Mwah.

I wake up ~7:30 and leave it at silence.

~10am
Her: Whoops.
Her: What are you doing?
Her: "I'm sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really Sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really really sorry with a poor explanation attempt". via video
Her: Sent a stupid ugly sandal picture text.
Her: I want to know what you're thinking!
Me: Those are damn ugly sandals.
Her: What's going on in that head of yours?
(It's ~11pm by now)
Me: Too tired to think.
Her: Talk to me.
Her: Send me a picture of you.
Her: Sent a bad picture of herself.
Her: Send me one please.
Her: Please.
Her: Forget it.
Her: Night.

No contact since.
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Not word for word....

~11pm
Her: Moon is awesome tonight.
Me: It is.
Her: It'll be better in the morning. Going to be up early? I'm going to be.
Me: No. (I'm thinking that's weird... I didn't ask and you always sleep in. Not weird enough to ask why though.)
Her: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight

~5am (I'm sleeping.)
Her: The moon is really awesome.
Her: Little cloudy but looks cool.
Her: Miss you Baby. Drive Safe, and have a good day. Mwah.

I wake up ~7:30 and leave it at silence.

~10am
Her: Whoops.
Her: What are you doing?
Her: "I'm sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really Sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really really sorry with a poor explanation attempt". via video
Her: Sent a stupid ugly sandal picture text.
Her: I want to know what you're thinking!
Me: Those are damn ugly sandals.
Her: What's going on in that head of yours?
(It's ~11pm by now)
Me: Too tired to think.
Her: Talk to me.
Her: Send me a picture of you.
Her: Sent a bad picture of herself.
Her: Send me one please.
Her: Please.
Her: Forget it.
Her: Night.

No contact since.
Idiocy on her part.

The fact the she replied with "whoops" and not "oh, that was meant for my bestie [insert name] was telling. That had to have been the easiest opportunity for an out one may ever have.
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