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Old 03-03-2013, 11:50 AM  
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Old 07-02-2014, 03:22 PM   #5851
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That hand writing isnt going to do him any favors
Are you really not making the connection w/ the juvenile penmanship? That's sort of the joke, somewhat. I wrote that left handed for a reason.
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* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-02-2014, 03:30 PM   #5852
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For the note, Id try some misspelled words, like "Eat mor chiken" from ChickFilA.
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Old 07-02-2014, 03:48 PM   #5853
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For the note, Id try some misspelled words, like "Eat mor chiken" from ChickFilA.
Maybe I should have - she's blonde though, like me. So I didn't want to risk it.
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* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 07-02-2014, 04:26 PM   #5854
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Are you really not making the connection w/ the juvenile penmanship? That's sort of the joke, somewhat. I wrote that left handed for a reason.

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Old 07-13-2014, 02:22 PM   #5855
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Old 07-13-2014, 03:10 PM   #5856
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Old 07-14-2014, 07:31 PM   #5863
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Not word for word....

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Me: It is.
Her: It'll be better in the morning. Going to be up early? I'm going to be.
Me: No. (I'm thinking that's weird... I didn't ask and you always sleep in. Not weird enough to ask why though.)
Her: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight

~5am (I'm sleeping.)
Her: The moon is really awesome.
Her: Little cloudy but looks cool.
Her: Miss you Baby. Drive Safe, and have a good day. Mwah.

I wake up ~7:30 and leave it at silence.

~10am
Her: Whoops.
Her: What are you doing?
Her: "I'm sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really Sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really really sorry with a poor explanation attempt". via video
Her: Sent a stupid ugly sandal picture text.
Her: I want to know what you're thinking!
Me: Those are damn ugly sandals.
Her: What's going on in that head of yours?
(It's ~11pm by now)
Me: Too tired to think.
Her: Talk to me.
Her: Send me a picture of you.
Her: Sent a bad picture of herself.
Her: Send me one please.
Her: Please.
Her: Forget it.
Her: Night.

No contact since.
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Not word for word....

~11pm
Her: Moon is awesome tonight.
Me: It is.
Her: It'll be better in the morning. Going to be up early? I'm going to be.
Me: No. (I'm thinking that's weird... I didn't ask and you always sleep in. Not weird enough to ask why though.)
Her: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight

~5am (I'm sleeping.)
Her: The moon is really awesome.
Her: Little cloudy but looks cool.
Her: Miss you Baby. Drive Safe, and have a good day. Mwah.

I wake up ~7:30 and leave it at silence.

~10am
Her: Whoops.
Her: What are you doing?
Her: "I'm sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really Sorry". via video
Her: "I'm really really sorry with a poor explanation attempt". via video
Her: Sent a stupid ugly sandal picture text.
Her: I want to know what you're thinking!
Me: Those are damn ugly sandals.
Her: What's going on in that head of yours?
(It's ~11pm by now)
Me: Too tired to think.
Her: Talk to me.
Her: Send me a picture of you.
Her: Sent a bad picture of herself.
Her: Send me one please.
Her: Please.
Her: Forget it.
Her: Night.

No contact since.
Idiocy on her part.

The fact the she replied with "whoops" and not "oh, that was meant for my bestie [insert name] was telling. That had to have been the easiest opportunity for an out one may ever have.
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