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Old 03-03-2013, 01:27 PM  
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7-YEAR-OLD SUSPENDED FOR BITING POP TART INTO GUN SHAPE

Children at Park Elementary School went home with a letter today explaining there was a disruption in school. Seven year old Josh Welch, and his father, say the disruption lead to a two day suspension for the second grader in Brooklyn Park. Academics are hard for Josh, who suffers from ADHD, but he excels in art class. It is Josh's own creativity that may have gotten him into trouble. At Park Elementary school, Josh was enjoying his breakfast pastry when he decided to try and shape it into a mountain. Josh said, "It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn't." Josh takes full responsibly for trying to shape his breakfast pastry, but admits it was in innocent fun. He told FOX45, "All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn't look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda." When his teacher saw the strawberry tart he knew he was in trouble, he recalls, "She was pretty madand I think I was in big trouble." Josh's dad received a phone call from the school saying that Josh has been suspended for two days because he took his breakfast pastry and fashioned it into a gun. Josh's dad was astounded to learn the school chose such a harsh punishment, even after no one was hurt. Late Friday afternoon a letter went home with students explaining the incident saying, "A student used food to make an inappropriate gesture." But Josh's dad is not happy saying, "I would almost call it insanity. I mean with all the potential issues that could be dealt with at school, real threats, bullies, whatever the real issue is, it's a pastry.., Ya know?" Josh just wishes he could go back to class, but maintains a good sense of humor through the whole debacle saying, "I didn't get to eat all my breakfast, so, really I am still hungry."

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Old 03-03-2013, 04:04 PM   #16
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He did not in any way try to conceal it.

He can make it up to the teacher by bringing her a cream filled long john when he is allowed back.
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Old 03-03-2013, 04:06 PM   #17
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It's a good thing they got this little miscreant out of school now before he came back packing an assault Danish.
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Old 03-03-2013, 04:32 PM   #18
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It's a good thing they got this little miscreant out of school now before he came back packing an assault Danish.
We can only be thankful this kids aren't packing Twinkies anymore~
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Old 03-03-2013, 04:49 PM   #19
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Old 03-03-2013, 04:52 PM   #20
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When will people stand up against such idiots? If I had kids in a school with idiot teachers and administrators like this I would question if they are competent enough to be teaching my child.
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:26 PM   #21
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When will people stand up against such idiots? If I had kids in a school with idiot teachers and administrators like this I would question if they are competent enough to be teaching my child.
I would say no because apparently they fail at common sense.
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:35 PM   #22
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Pop tarts don't kill people, pop tarts without ****ing icing do.
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:35 PM   #23
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Old 03-03-2013, 06:39 PM   #24
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When will people stand up against such idiots? If I had kids in a school with idiot teachers and administrators like this I would question if they are competent enough to be teaching my child.
The really funny part is that they think they're underpaid.
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Old 03-04-2013, 04:38 PM   #25
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I got a laugh at a college visit we made with our son this last weekend at the School of Mines in Rapid City.

The recruiter asked if my son hunted because if he did he could bring his gun onto campus and check it in with facilities management where they would issue him a locker for the weapon.

Academia isn't totally ****ed up. At least not here in SD.
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Old 03-04-2013, 05:48 PM   #26
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Old 03-04-2013, 06:11 PM   #27
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Old 03-04-2013, 06:52 PM   #28
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:34 PM   #29
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How about, "guns don't burn the **** out of your mouth, Pop Tarts burn the **** out of your mouth"? (I guess it's true, but I'm not sure that it's a particularly effective slogan.)
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:13 AM   #30
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Now that kid is scarred. When he's old enough, he will buy a gun, leave his parents basement, go to that school, and kill that teacher and anyone around her. People are freakin idiots.
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