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Old 03-09-2013, 08:10 PM  
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:15 AM   #151
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:18 AM   #152
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:25 AM   #153
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:27 AM   #154
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:40 AM   #155
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I knew a kid in high school who did both, it was funny that it happened to that kid he was a class douchebag. From seeing what happened to that kid I thought it would be good advice to never do that myself.
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:56 AM   #156
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:58 AM   #157
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:04 PM   #158
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:07 PM   #159
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:21 PM   #160
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:25 PM   #161
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:30 PM   #162
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:35 PM   #163
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:51 PM   #164
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Old 03-11-2013, 08:42 AM   #165
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