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Old 03-09-2013, 08:10 PM  
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The most important one-sentence piece of advice you've ever received.

One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:12 AM   #181
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:34 AM   #182
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Your dad is a retard. Nothing worse than some douche who thinks a handshake is supposed to be a cage fight.
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:38 AM   #183
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:49 AM   #184
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:17 PM   #185
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My dad: "Son...if the risk is higher than the reward, don't do it." Used that one on my kids, as well.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:23 PM   #186
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:25 PM   #187
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:30 PM   #188
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:35 PM   #189
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:46 PM   #190
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In HS I worked at a grocery store for a couple of years.
During that time, I had a buddy who used his lunch breaks as conjugal visits with a clerk for a couple of weeks. Usually in the ice cream freezer.

One day he said
"If you ever *have sexual relations* in the freezer, don't let your ball sack touch the ice cream cart"


Yes....I think he'd frozen his pill bag to the metal cart like a tongue on a flag pole.

Wasn't advice I've needed often, but I'd say that is pretty good advice.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:50 PM   #191
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:55 PM   #192
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I was coming in here to post that.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:56 PM   #193
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:03 PM   #194
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:04 PM   #195
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