Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The GET IN MAH BELLY! Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-09-2013, 08:10 PM  
Direckshun Direckshun is online now
Black for Palestine
 
Direckshun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Springpatch
Casino cash: $1207541
The most important one-sentence piece of advice you've ever received.

One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.
Posts: 43,487
Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.Direckshun is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 01:15 PM   #196
scho63 scho63 is offline
Politically Incorrect
 
scho63's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Casino cash: $39219
"If it smells like cologne, leave it alone but if it smells like fish it's a tasty dish!"
__________________
---
"The only difference between sex for free and sex for money is that sex for free costs you a WHOLE LOT more!"
~Redd Foxx~



2013 2014 ADOPT A CHIEF
MIKE CATAPANO
Posts: 4,621
scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.scho63 wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 03:42 PM   #197
Garcia Bronco Garcia Bronco is offline
No Keys, No Problem
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Denver
Casino cash: $77555
"Don't fall head-over-heels on a split-tail."
Posts: 22,069
Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Garcia Bronco Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 03:46 PM   #198
OrtonsPiercedTaint OrtonsPiercedTaint is offline
Veteran
 
OrtonsPiercedTaint's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2012
Casino cash: $28424
"You make your own luck" didn't make the list? :P
Posts: 3,543
OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.OrtonsPiercedTaint Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 03:58 PM   #199
Exoter175 Exoter175 is offline
Veteran
 
Exoter175's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Olathe
Casino cash: $18392
"Patience is a lost art"

or

"You can shove your head up a cows ass, or you can take a butchers word for it"
Posts: 1,882
Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 04:01 PM   #200
Fish Fish is offline
Missing Dick Curl
 
Fish's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2118964
Quote:
Originally Posted by Exoter175 View Post
"You can shove your head up a cows ass, or you can take a butchers word for it"
What is this supposed to mean? Take a butchers word for what?
__________________
Posts: 25,288
Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fish is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 04:03 PM   #201
Pestilence Pestilence is online now
Want a ride?
 
Pestilence's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
Casino cash: $77614660
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish View Post
What is this supposed to mean? Take a butchers word for what?
That the cow has an ass.
Posts: 43,335
Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pestilence is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 04:32 PM   #202
Mizzou_8541 Mizzou_8541 is offline
Veteran
 
Mizzou_8541's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Kansas City, MO
Casino cash: $51074
Never miss an opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
Posts: 3,007
Mizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliMizzou_8541 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #203
Exoter175 Exoter175 is offline
Veteran
 
Exoter175's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Olathe
Casino cash: $18392
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fish View Post
What is this supposed to mean? Take a butchers word for what?
Something about selling brakes.
Posts: 1,882
Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 04:38 PM   #204
Exoter175 Exoter175 is offline
Veteran
 
Exoter175's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Olathe
Casino cash: $18392
Probably the best one I've ever heard for an all purpose life application.

"You miss 100% of the shots you never take".
Posts: 1,882
Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.Exoter175 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 04:42 PM   #205
Just Passin' By Just Passin' By is offline
MVP
 
Just Passin' By's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Casino cash: $4485006
I heard a few that have made a big difference.

"Most people are idiots"
"**** 'em if they can't take a joke"
"Don't shit where you eat"
"Be better than that"
Posts: 8,781
Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Just Passin' By is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 06:06 PM   #206
Floridafan Floridafan is offline
Starter
 
Floridafan's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2003
Location: Palm Beach Gardens, Fl
Casino cash: $7520
"Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six."
Posts: 244
Floridafan has disabled reputation
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 06:14 PM   #207
angelo angelo is offline
Starter
 
angelo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: where the pain is sweet
Casino cash: $35740
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, because you did not water your own lawn".

Dad

Angelo
Posts: 759
angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.angelo must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 06:19 PM   #208
LOCOChief LOCOChief is offline
True Chiefs Fan
 
LOCOChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Bull Bay
Casino cash: $550591
keep your tailgate up
Posts: 3,091
LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.LOCOChief Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 06:22 PM   #209
JASONSAUTO JASONSAUTO is offline
Thigpen for HOF
 

Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: mid missouri
Casino cash: $1378080
Don't shit where you eat
Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 27,392
JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2013, 06:25 PM   #210
JASONSAUTO JASONSAUTO is offline
Thigpen for HOF
 

Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: mid missouri
Casino cash: $1378080
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut View Post
A professor of mine in college:

"You have got to stop leading with your chin in these positions..."

He was right. I still do it on occasion, but in any kind of debate situation or even just a persuasive argument, you have to be extremely careful not to make a definite statement that leaves itself an easy loophole.

All you need in that situation is a single outlier to blow your premise out of the water and know you're backpeddling.

So in a debate, don't lead with your chin.
Don't do it in a fight either, I tell my buddies that all the time.
Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 27,392
JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.JASONSAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:53 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.