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Old 03-09-2013, 09:10 PM  
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The most important one-sentence piece of advice you've ever received.

One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:27 PM   #16
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:27 PM   #17
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:27 PM   #18
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:28 PM   #19
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:29 PM   #20
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No, Mr. Halfcan. Steak and BJ day is on the 14th this year.

Plus, I think it's safe to say that, no matter how much we appreciate Mr. Bob Dole (and we do), he doesn't hold a candle to steak and bjs.

Frankly, I'm looking forward to tomorrow which is Pie and BJ day, the holiday originally established by Charlemagne to acknowledge the Khazar kingdom's conversion to Judaism and the remarkable ability of Byzantine women to both bake and control their gag reflex.

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Old 03-09-2013, 09:29 PM   #21
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:30 PM   #22
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:31 PM   #23
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:31 PM   #24
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:35 PM   #25
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:35 PM   #26
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:37 PM   #27
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My step-grandfather talking to 12 year old me about titties

"big titties are fun but all you need is a mouthfull"
We might be related. My step grandfather said the same thing to me. I was like 10 though.
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:38 PM   #28
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:39 PM   #29
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Old 03-09-2013, 09:39 PM   #30
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