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Old 03-09-2013, 09:10 PM  
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:09 PM   #76
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:09 PM   #77
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:09 PM   #78
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"That looks like duck shit."

-My 7th grade shop teacher, upon observing my initial attempt at a welding bead.

Neither of us knew at the time, but it made an impression on me. I still think about that day whenever I **** up, because I did it again and got it right and learned that you can do it again and get it right.
7th grade math teacher:

"Between me, you, and the gate post, you aren't really trying."

Thanks for calling me on by bullshit, Mr. Thompson.
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:12 PM   #79
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:13 PM   #80
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:15 PM   #81
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:19 PM   #82
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:21 PM   #83
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:31 PM   #84
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:34 PM   #85
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:34 PM   #86
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:34 PM   #87
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:52 PM   #88
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:18 AM   #89
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:20 AM   #90
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