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Old 03-09-2013, 08:10 PM  
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One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:09 PM   #76
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:09 PM   #77
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:09 PM   #78
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"That looks like duck shit."

-My 7th grade shop teacher, upon observing my initial attempt at a welding bead.

Neither of us knew at the time, but it made an impression on me. I still think about that day whenever I **** up, because I did it again and got it right and learned that you can do it again and get it right.
7th grade math teacher:

"Between me, you, and the gate post, you aren't really trying."

Thanks for calling me on by bullshit, Mr. Thompson.
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:12 PM   #79
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:13 PM   #80
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:15 PM   #81
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:19 PM   #82
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:21 PM   #83
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:31 PM   #84
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:34 PM   #85
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:34 PM   #86
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:34 PM   #87
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Old 03-09-2013, 10:52 PM   #88
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:18 PM   #89
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Old 03-09-2013, 11:20 PM   #90
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