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Old 03-09-2013, 09:10 PM  
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The most important one-sentence piece of advice you've ever received.
One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:23 AM   #91
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:34 AM   #92
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:39 AM   #93
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this one comes mind:

"Don't think. Do".
You certainly live that in your life through your dumb ass posts

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Old 03-10-2013, 12:39 AM   #94
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One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:41 AM   #95
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And I, infinitesimal being,
drunk with the great starry
void,
likeness, image of
mystery,
felt myself a pure part
of the abyss,
I wheeled with the stars,
my heart broke loose on the wind.
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:55 AM   #96
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"It's not silly to have dreams."
"It's just silly to think you'll ever realize them."
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:05 AM   #97
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"It's just silly to think you'll ever realize them."
Ya know, I was just surfing Craigslist looking for a light fixture for my 55 gallon fish tank. What do I find instead? An ad for a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant. The seller states that it has never been opened and he's asking $1200.

Now that guy had a dream... but he failed miserably in making it happen.
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:09 AM   #98
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:10 AM   #99
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:15 AM   #100
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Well, I guess if you're going to waste your time dreaming, might as well dream big.
Not to mention waste your money... $1200 for 55 gallons of lube. Wow.
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:18 AM   #101
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:25 AM   #102
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Not to mention waste your money... $1200 for 55 gallons of lube. Wow.
So how much did you offer him for it?
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Old 03-10-2013, 01:30 AM   #103
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So how much did you offer him for it?
$800. Waiting for a reply...

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Old 03-10-2013, 04:09 AM   #104
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Old 03-10-2013, 04:14 AM   #105
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