Life The most important one-sentence piece of advice you've ever received. - Page 7

Direckshun · 03-09-2013, 08:10 PM

One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.

Lumpy · 03-09-2013, 11:23 PM

"Don't trust whitey."

Clyde Frog · 03-09-2013, 11:34 PM

Remember to always think twice

Pawnmower · 03-09-2013, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis

this one comes mind:

"Don't think. Do".

You certainly live that in your life through your dumb ass posts

gaylord

wutamess · 03-09-2013, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun

One sentence. Sometimes it's hysterical, irrelevent, or whatever.

It lingered in you, and it shapes who you are most days.

Share it with us, so that we too may swim in its terse wisdom.

A man's gotta do what an man's gotta do.

Pawnmower · 03-09-2013, 11:41 PM

And I, infinitesimal being,
drunk with the great starry
void,
likeness, image of
mystery,
felt myself a pure part
of the abyss,
I wheeled with the stars,
my heart broke loose on the wind.

**Bugeater** · 03-09-2013, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

"It's not silly to have dreams."

"It's just silly to think you'll ever realize them."

Lumpy · 03-10-2013, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

"It's just silly to think you'll ever realize them."

Ya know, I was just surfing Craigslist looking for a light fixture for my 55 gallon fish tank. What do I find instead? An ad for a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant. The seller states that it has never been opened and he's asking $1200.

Now that guy had a dream... but he failed miserably in making it happen.

**Bugeater** · 03-10-2013, 12:09 AM

Well, I guess if you're going to waste your time dreaming, might as well dream big.

ImAWalkingCorpse · 03-10-2013, 12:10 AM

Learn to play the piano or the violin, the bitches love that shit.

Lumpy · 03-10-2013, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Well, I guess if you're going to waste your time dreaming, might as well dream big.

Not to mention waste your money... $1200 for 55 gallons of lube. Wow.

|Zach| · 03-10-2013, 12:18 AM

Things are never as good as you think they are or as bad as you think they are.

**Bugeater** · 03-10-2013, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Not to mention waste your money... $1200 for 55 gallons of lube. Wow.

So how much did you offer him for it?

Lumpy · 03-10-2013, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

So how much did you offer him for it?

$800. Waiting for a reply...

*crosses fingers*

AdumbGuy · 03-10-2013, 03:09 AM

"Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum, hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb"

"This donut has purple in the middle; purple is a fruit."

"Your and idiot"

**Simply Red** · 03-10-2013, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

"Don't trust whitey."

this.

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