Here's something I didn't expect: remember Colin Brown?

[Direckshun]

Hilariously terrible 5th round selection by Scott ***** in the famed horrific 2009 draft class?

Something like the 57th rated tackle that year?

He just got a two-year extension with the Buffalo Bills, who play him at guard but really like him at center:

Best fit as a center (he can also play guard and even tackle), Brown was placed on the injured reserve back in October with hamstring injury, as it seemed like every Bills offensive lineman was going down with some sort of an ailment. Brown looked solid in the lone game he played this season, as he was thrust into the starting line-up at right guard in the blowout loss against the San Francisco 49ers. Brown, who filled in for Kraig Urbik (out with a high-ankle sprain), made a strong impact during his time in the game as both a run blocker and pass protector.

Generally well-liked by the fans, Colin Brown was expected to get roughly $1.3 million in restricted free agency on a one-year tender, and instead he will be getting a little bit over $1.4 million for two seasons. Still, Brown’s spot on the Buffalo Bills 2013 53-man roster is far from guaranteed, but he should be able to make it through training camp and the preseason with a spot on the roster. Brown, again, showed some promise against the 49ers and has the kind of versatility that makes him a valuable backup offensive lineman in the NFL.

The NFL, man. You never know.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

He played corner for us that last preseason. I believe it was 2011? He looked far better playing that than he did receiver.

Don't you immerse yourself in these details? How can I take you seriously if you do not?

That preseason I was primarily occupied with my children not dying.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

That preseason I was primarily occupied with my children not dying.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Go to Hell

I'm going to go dig up reactions to Colin Brown right now. I bet there are some doozies.

I am proud to say that I never got behind that pick.

I do remember milkman saying he suspected ***** put him on IR because he bets Brown was actually pretty good, and couldn't risk placing him on the practice squad.

[DeezNutz]

Mizzou fans shredded that pick.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Love Blick trying to be a homer.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Colin Brown??

Are you ****ing serious?

Originally Posted by Mecca

And we take some OT I've never heard of.

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

holy shit who?

Originally Posted by Mecca

Colin Brown is obviously better than Duke Robinson.

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

For those of you who were clamoring for a WTF pick - there is your WTF pick.

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Seriously.... NFL.com has zero information on Brown. No height, weight, or even college.

Originally Posted by Blick

26 career starts...smart kid...trying to look at the bright side...

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

He's a stiff. He was good at getting smoked around the edge or inside with wide splits and almost giving up a sack on a drag route.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Any time you can take the 58th rated OT in the fifth round, you've gotta make that move.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Colin Brown??

Are you ****ing serious?

...

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

4 years later Johnny Knox almost died, Duke Robinson never played a snap in the NFL and Jamon Meredith is a turnstile...so that wasn't a horrible pick.

[DeezNutz]

Whatever, ***** was the alt mock of the NFL.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

...

HEY NOW.

Four years later, the guy is a quality backup interior lineman.

Props are in order.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Robinson never played a snap? Wow.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Whatever, ***** was the alt mock of the NFL.

[Pestilence]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Whatever, ***** was the alt mock of the NFL.

Has anyone seen cachiefsfan and ***** in the same room?

[Direckshun]

I remember when the Bears drafted Al Afalava in the 6th round.

I was like ... Al Afalava! Bears fans are going ot love Al Afalava.

Al Afalava played a little while for them and then the Bears let Al Afalava go.

Then the Titans were like... hey Al Afalava. How would you like to play for us.

Al Afalava had no choice.

Al Afalava was out of options.

So you know what Al Afalava did?

Al Afalava worked Al Afalava's ass off.

And to this day, Al Afalava is on the roster in Tennessee.

God bless, Al Afalava.

God bless.

Al Afalava.

[crossbow]

The morning after that draft I woke up hoping the whole thing was a bad dream and never realy happened. That was terrible. He basicaly spent 7 rounds to get one starter. He completely blew off Herm's scouts and shot from the hip. Ego.

[Direckshun]

I wonder how different this draft would have been, had he not drafted Colin Brown, but instead drafted




















































Al Afalava.