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Old 03-12-2013, 10:35 PM  
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Old 04-04-2013, 07:42 PM   #46
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Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the
Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.

"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their
"dogs."

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush, and then after staring at it for a moment, leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers.

"What part did you get?"
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Old 04-04-2013, 07:46 PM   #47
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Old 04-04-2013, 07:49 PM   #48
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A man who was working at the Guiness brewery in Dublin fell into a barrel and drowned. When authorities showed up to tell his wife, she began to sob.
"Was it a quick death?" she asked, sobbing.

"I'm afraid not," said the officer. "He got out 6 times to pee."
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Old 04-04-2013, 08:18 PM   #49
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Old 04-04-2013, 08:22 PM   #50
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:44 AM   #51
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:49 AM   #52
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:51 AM   #53
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:51 AM   #54
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I'm Irish. What can I say?
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:53 AM   #55
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Old 04-05-2013, 07:55 AM   #56
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:10 AM   #57
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I'm Irish. What can I say?
Amateur. I looked like I stepped out of a Norman Rockwell painting from an early age.

When I was traveling around the world the big joke was when we saw you we knew you were Irish or American, as soon as you opened your mouth to talk, it was obviously American. Besides the Irish can't afford to travel.

You wouldn't believe how many different countries I heard that same basic thing.
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Old 04-05-2013, 09:48 AM   #58
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Amateur. I looked like I stepped out of a Norman Rockwell painting from an early age.

When I was traveling around the world the big joke was when we saw you we knew you were Irish or American, as soon as you opened your mouth to talk, it was obviously American. Besides the Irish can't afford to travel.

You wouldn't believe how many different countries I heard that same basic thing.
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Old 04-05-2013, 09:54 AM   #59
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