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Old 03-13-2013, 01:07 PM  
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Get your ass OVER! It's the LAW DIPSHIT!

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"



http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html

HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:41 PM   #31
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Actually the people who think they can go ahead and make their left turns long after their turn arrow has gone red are far more annoying to me.
I often dream of murdering those people...
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:43 PM   #32
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Never been to Texas, but of all the places I have been, nowhere is worse for dickbags driving slow in the fast lane than I-44 in the Ozarks. Mother of God what a bunch of ****ing tools.
Florida? Florida blue's drive 50 mph in the left lane and will then run your ass over in the Publix parking lot.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:43 PM   #33
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Actually the people who think they can go ahead and make their left turns long after their turn arrow has gone red are far more annoying to me.
I don't have a problem with this as long as it doesn't slow anyone else down.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:44 PM   #34
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The single most annoying thing to me in traffic are people that speed up when you pass them and slow back down once you can't get around them again. Or they will pass you back and then slow back down so you go down the road playing leapfrog. Running into these nitwits on long road trips has probably taken years off of my life due to high blood pressure.
it seems like it doesn't matter whether you get over into the right lane to pass a moron sitting in the left....OR you come up on someone and the actually get over into the right lane for you to pass.....either way....when you go to pass them they speed up. never fails.

also another favorite dumbass driver of mine....your in a line of cars in the fast lane and someone comes right up on your ass and shoots over into the left lane almost grazing your bumper and zooms right up on the ass of the car in the left lane that you're getting ready to pass. it's like....where the **** do you think you're gonna go! stupid bitches. you pass them and they jump back in behind you only to do the same thing after you pass the car in the left lane. and the whole cycle is perpetuated by the dude at the front of the line of care you're following because he won't get over and let you all go! it's a vicious cycle.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:46 PM   #35
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Florida? Florida blue's drive 50 mph in the left lane and will then run your ass over in the Publix parking lot.
I get stuck behind people all of the time doing 45 in a 55 and they'll get to town and drive 45 in a 35. WTF, people, does your car only go one speed?








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Old 03-13-2013, 01:47 PM   #36
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Awesome.

For one reason or another there's a fairly large segment of the population who simply drive in the left lane regardless.

Nice work Mr Policeman.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:48 PM   #37
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I get stuck behind people all of the time doing 45 in a 55 and they'll get to town and drive 45 in a 35.




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The most annoying thing to me is people in the right hand turn lane that wait until someone is turning in front of them to hop out in front....Annoys the shit out of me, if they just stop and go instead of hesitating for 5 plus seconds it wouldn't be a problem but %*#&*&#@*(&#(*@&#$*(@#&&(*#!)(#*!)(#!~!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tools that don't know that you can turn right on red.

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Old 03-13-2013, 01:51 PM   #40
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Actually the people who think they can go ahead and make their left turns long after their turn arrow has gone red are far more annoying to me.
see this leads to another of my most hated traffic dumbasseries....
you do make the stipulation "long after"...and I agree....however...

I know EVERYBODY has experienced this. you're second in line at a light to turn left. there is NO LEFT TURN ARROW. the light turns green and the idiot in front of you doesn't move an inch. oncoming traffic prevents him from making the left hand turn....so he sits there and doen's move an inch thru the entire cycle. the light turns red again and there you are....second in line again.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

stupid stupid stupid!

get your ass out into the intersection and the worst case scenario is you get to turn left when the light turns yellos and oncoming traffic stops blocking your turn. worst case scenario SHOULD BE that only one car gets to make the left turn per cycle....but if a ****ing moron is in front of you...it's even worse than that.
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:51 PM   #41
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The only thing that would've have been better than just the ticket is if she refused to sign it and suspiciously reached for something under her seat at which time the officer would have pulled her through the drivers side window and ****ed her up right on the spot Rodney King syle.
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Florida? Florida blue's drive 50 mph in the left lane and will then run your ass over in the Publix parking lot.
Haven't been to Floriduh since bootcamp. Didn't have my car with me.
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I don't have a problem with this as long as it doesn't slow anyone else down.
Well at the intersection leaving my neighborhood it does every damn morning.
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get your ass out into the intersection and the worst case scenario is you get to turn left when the light turns yellos and oncoming traffic stops blocking your turn. worst case scenario SHOULD BE that only one car gets to make the left turn per cycle....but if a ****ing moron is in front of you...it's even worse than that.
That gets you a red light camera ticket in Spokane, unfortunately.
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Awesome.

For one reason or another there's a fairly large segment of the population who simply drive in the left lane regardless.

Nice work Mr Policeman.
I TOTALLY see EVERY ****ING DAY....people get on the highway from the right side and IMMEDIATELY jump all the way over to the left lane, many times, OFTEN TIMES jumping directly in front of oncoming traffic that is moving considerably faster than they are. let the migration from left lane to right lane and around the moron begin.

care to comment on any possible continual similarities of said segment?
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