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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
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Old 10-17-2013, 04:56 PM   #1951
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I'm excited to see Maty Mauk in action after taking all the reps for a week. Florida's defense obviously isn't the best scenario for his debut, but at least he's playing at home, has a healthy offensive line, and a lot of offensive weapons around him.
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Old 10-17-2013, 05:10 PM   #1952
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I figure Florida can comfortably put up 14 on Missouri's defense. I think you also need to account for seven points that Mauk's inexperience will likely give them. The target score should be 24, not 17.
I can see that. They ran pretty well on LSU in spurts but the Tigers would regroup and stall the drive. I also noticed that Murphy was pretty mobile and could make some throws.
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Old 10-17-2013, 09:04 PM   #1953
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Old 10-18-2013, 07:57 AM   #1954
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FWIW, Paul Bashir of Prediction Machine has Mizzou winning 52.1% of the time by an average margin of 23.1-21.6.
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Old 10-18-2013, 09:55 AM   #1955
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Lot of chatter out there that Florida's backup might be out this week...possibly down to their #3.

Anyone here heard anything?
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Old 10-18-2013, 09:58 AM   #1956
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Sounds like even if he has played, Murphy hasn't practiced all week.

Interesting.
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:00 AM   #1957
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:14 AM   #1958
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I am beginning to think Florida is just not SEC ready.
It's pretty funny that a year after Mizzou was burned in effigy for not being able to withstand injuries with depth by MOST (and it being pointed to as a sign Mizzou was not SEC-ready), Mizzou's wins against Georgia (and I'm sure against Florida if Mizzou wins) are being discounted by MOST because of injuries.
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:29 AM   #1959
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FWIW, Paul Bashir of Prediction Machine has Mizzou winning 52.1% of the time by an average margin of 23.1-21.6.
I think Hamas pegged this one - the team that gets to 24 wins it.
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Old 10-18-2013, 10:45 AM   #1960
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It's pretty funny that a year after Mizzou was burned in effigy for not being able to withstand injuries with depth by MOST (and it being pointed to as a sign Mizzou was not SEC-ready), Mizzou's wins against Georgia (and I'm sure against Florida if Mizzou wins) are being discounted by MOST because of injuries.
What I've taken from that is that there are very few instances where talent can trump experience.

There's little question that Florida and GA are running more talented backups on the field than we would be; those are likely 4-star players backing up at many of those positions.

But our experienced 3-star starters are better than the inexperienced 4-star backups.

Injuries will cripple any team, no matter how deep.
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What I've taken from that is that there are very few instances where talent can trump experience.

There's little question that Florida and GA are running more talented backups on the field than we would be; those are likely 4-star players backing up at many of those positions.

But our experienced 3-star starters are better than the inexperienced 4-star backups.

Injuries will cripple any team, no matter how deep.
That is interesting to think about.
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