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Old 03-19-2013, 12:56 AM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 11-04-2013, 09:50 AM   #2656
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Demien's HS knee injury apparently was devastating. I don't think he has much lateral movement left post-surgery.
Then the operative question is: What is Bauer's hip injury?
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:50 AM   #2657
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Hopefully Clemson will beat SC - I don't see them losing to Florida at home and certainly not Coastal Carolina.

Still not used to the SEC KUpcakes in November thing.
Clemson beating SC only hurts Missouri.
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:51 AM   #2658
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JF could be ready to go against UK. I think we can get the W with Mauk. Let him have another 2 weeks off and come back 100% for OM and TAM.
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:52 AM   #2659
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Clemson beating SC only hurts Missouri.
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:53 AM   #2660
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Kentucky will be the worst FBS team we play all year. Baylor at Kansas was my lock of the year. Mizzou minus the points Kentucky is a close second. 41-13, and it's only that close because we get conservative like we did against Tennessee. (We could have hung 45 on the Vols if we wanted to.)
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:54 AM   #2661
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Ole Miss could more than 'challenge' Mizzou - that's a tough team.

In Oxford, they'll be even tougher.

I'm as worried about them on the road as I am A&M at home. Maybe more so (though watching the TN QB miss wide open TDs that Manziel would've hit has me pretty nervous about A&M as well).
Me too. ole Miss is going to be tough. As for the A&M game I'm not just scared of Manziel, Mike evans will probably kill us, that dude is unreal.
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A loss out of conference won't help our chances of making it to the SEC CG. We want SC to win for SoS purposes.
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Old 11-04-2013, 09:56 AM   #2663
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Then the operative question is: What is Bauer's hip injury?
Yeah, it's concerning, but I'll still take the chance with it.

In other news, South Carolina offered WR Nate Brown, who probably is the best player in this recruiting class.
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They're an ACC team. SC losing to them hurts our SOS, which negatively affects Missouri's BCS chances should something wonky happen over the next several games.
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Oh FFS, I was looking at it like they were an SEC team.

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I realized that we let up on Tennessee a bit, but I didn't recognize at the time just how much...

From the mid-point of the third quarter, we ran the ball 20 times while throwing three passes (completing one for 13 yards).

We threw 25 times and ran 54 times.

Mauk alone had 20 more rushing yards than Tennessee had as a team.

Tennessee's leading rusher had 45 yards. Marcus Murphy had 44 rushing yards...he was our fourth leading rusher.
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Call it the curse of the Missouri 4*:

Mike Keck
Nick Demien
Andrew Jones
Josh Tatum
Tyler Gabbert
Gilbert Moye
Darnell Terrell

I'm sure I'm leaving someone out.
The yin to your yang could be the prodigal son factor in play with Bauer.

Maclin
Gabbert
Boehm
Sheldon


Shit...we might have three losses this year without Boehm.
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If Mauk plays against Kentucky that game can be lost, as he is often inaccurate with his passes and makes poor decisions with the ball. The Ole Miss game is in no way a gimme, and I would put aTm as a four-six point favorite against Missouri in Columbia.
Seriously....have you watched Kentucky play? Or watched them play someone from Division 1 football?
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Seriously....have you watched Kentucky play? Or watched them play someone from Division 1 football?
I agree w/ him.

It's possible.

All he said was "can", not will, or is probable/likely.

Let's say the team that screwed around w/ Toledo & Arkansas State shows up.

Let's also consider that Mauk's only completing 48-49% of his passes. If he has a bad game relative to what he's done so far and you throw in some unlucky bounces or whatever and the possibility for a game w/ multiple turnovers and stalled drives and that'll keep a dog like UK hanging around. And if that happens you never know.

MU's a 2 td favorite. It would be a big upset. I don't expect it to happen.
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