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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 11-09-2013, 11:40 AM   #2881
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Yep. **** them, I'm glad we're pooring it on. The stoops caused Mizzou misery for years.
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Someone needs to tell our Backs that we don't need careless plays the rest of the game. Hold on to the ball....and lets end this game early. We don't need to give them any reason to have hope.
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Old 11-09-2013, 11:41 AM   #2883
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Yep. **** them, I'm glad we're pooring it on. The stoops caused Mizzou misery for years.
Wouldn't it be great to get Oklahoma in a bowl game this year?
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Watch....Pinkel will just sit on the ball.
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Yeah but OU won't be in a good enough bowl for my liking.
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Wouldn't it be great to get Oklahoma in a bowl game this year?
I would rather be playing in a BCS bowl game but if we have to settle for a different bowl, a chance to hand them an butt-whipping like Baylor did the other day would be nice.
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Yeah but OU won't be in a good enough bowl for my liking.
True. We'll get a worthy bowl this year. So nice to to be in a decent conference now.
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What in heavens name? That almost looked like it was planned that way!
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Meh. I don't care. We'll get plenty more in the second half.
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True. We'll get a worthy bowl this year. So nice to to be in a decent conference now.
Yeah.....and if there is any questions we know our Conference won't be trying to screw us over or not back us.
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DGB was absolutely fantastic in that half. The best play he made was the screen pass. It's amazing that someone with his spindly legs could run through all those tackles.

A couple of things were confounding, though:

Murphy is way too sloppy with the ball, and needs to be punished. Also, coaches really need to start cracking down on extending the ball as you go down. I don't mind the idea in and of itself, but extending the ball with one hand is careless. Josey's TD should have been overturned. If you are going to extend the ball in that situation, do it with both hands.
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Meh. I don't care. We'll get plenty more in the second half.
Living here in the backyard of UK....I want them to bury the team.

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