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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 11-23-2013, 07:05 PM   #3406
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:05 PM   #3407
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:06 PM   #3408
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A little, but Franklin pressed it downfield to Lucas on the first play, he just didn't get loose like Sasser did.
Heh...now Franklin is 7 - 7 for 89 yards. It seems like he shook off whatever rust there was during practices.
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:06 PM   #3409
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:07 PM   #3410
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:07 PM   #3411
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:08 PM   #3412
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Britt kicked ass that drive.
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:10 PM   #3413
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We've been holding plenty in the first half.

Oh, you mean don't let them score....

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Old 11-23-2013, 07:11 PM   #3415
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Old 11-23-2013, 07:11 PM   #3417
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Oh, you mean don't let them score....

riiiiiight....
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