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Old 03-19-2013, 12:56 AM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 12-03-2013, 08:23 PM   #4531
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Am I missing something?

Maybe I'm just being overconfident, but I really think Mizzou should win this game.
I thought at least New Hampshire would have our back
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Old 12-03-2013, 08:44 PM   #4532
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Am I missing something?

Maybe I'm just being overconfident, but I really think Mizzou should win this game.
Shouldn't be that surprising. Most people are going to vote based on what just happened (Auburn beating Alabama) and/or team recognition and rankings... and Auburn wins all three.
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Old 12-03-2013, 08:48 PM   #4533
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Yet the line is only 1.5 or 2...

When 70% of the country thinks one team will win, and the point spread is that small...do I smell a rat? It seems like Vegas is begging for action on Auburn.
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Old 12-03-2013, 08:56 PM   #4534
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Yet the line is only 1.5 or 2...

When 70% of the country thinks one team will win, and the point spread is that small...do I smell a rat? It seems like Vegas is begging for action on Auburn.
You're goddamn right, they are. They don't put a 1.5 pt line on a team with huge public sentiment because they hate the action, or expect much on Mizzou. If there's one thing I've learned in my brief time spent watching sports gambling (I don't partake... much), it's that Vegas is good at two things: 1) knowing where the public wants to put their money, and 2) taking that money. I like Vegas lines to get a feel for how teams should fare, but I can never pay much attention to games like this, since there will be so much money on the table, and the lines-makers deal far more with public sentiment than actual predictions. That said, a line that low screams that if they were somehow mandated to reveal their true lines, it'd probably be Mizzou -2.5 or so.
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Old 12-03-2013, 08:58 PM   #4535
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Here's something I kept thinking about this morning...

Has there ever been a more Phoenix-like season for a program than what Missouri has experienced in 2013?

I'm not just talking about the breakthrough campaign and march to the SEC title game. I'm also talking about the complete turnaround in recruiting.

All indications are that Mizzou is going to close this recruiting cycle on a significant upswing and possibly crack the top 20 in recruiting rankings.

**** WR Dominique Booth is open again and looking heavily at Mizzou
*** OL Brian Wallace is a Mizzou lean (Army All-American)
**** WR/TE Frank Ihenacho
**** DE Dante Sawyer (tough battle with SCAR)
*** LB Niles Sykes
*** Sharieff Rhaheed

A few of the key targets there.
Wallace's rating has to skyrocket soon with his offer sheet and AA status. Sykes has been on the radar for a long time, but I thought after we signed Lee he went on the back burner, even though he's a Mike. Rhaheed seems like a guy we might want to put 40 pounds on and put at weakside end. He looks to have a long, rangy frame.
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Old 12-03-2013, 09:11 PM   #4536
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Wallace's rating has to skyrocket soon with his offer sheet and AA status. Sykes has been on the radar for a long time, but I thought after we signed Lee he went on the back burner, even though he's a Mike. Rhaheed seems like a guy we might want to put 40 pounds on and put at weakside end. He looks to have a long, rangy frame.
Wallace just moved way up on Rivals.
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Colon is 0.7 WAR or 5M in value. He makes 500k. Getting pretty close, and since he's producing war each of the next 4 years of club control, he's fair value for Upton straight up. More than fair actually.
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Old 12-03-2013, 09:29 PM   #4537
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Wallace just moved way up on Rivals.
That's right. They're re-ranking this week.

Edit: Interesting that no Mizzou-commits went up.
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Old 12-03-2013, 09:31 PM   #4538
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That's right. They're re-ranking this week.
Did anyone else move up? Nate Brown?
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I just imagined a line with a Sophomore Wallace, Sophomore Bauer, Senior Boehm, and Senior McGovern lined up next to one another in that order.

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Old 12-03-2013, 11:44 PM   #4540
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I just imagined a line with a Sophomore Wallace, Sophomore Bauer, Senior Boehm, and Senior McGovern lined up next to one another in that order.

Who's playing RT?

Probably rs. sophomore Clay Rhodes, I guess.

Saccopoo is only interested in this line, though, if they're all Mormons from Utah. Any idea?
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I just imagined a line with a Sophomore Wallace, Sophomore Bauer, Senior Boehm, and Senior McGovern lined up next to one another in that order.
Wallace -- Bauer -- Boehm -- McGovern -- Rhodes
DGB(sr) Nate Brown (so)
J'Mon Moore (rs. so) Culkin (rs. jr)


Mauk (rs. jr) --- Hansbrough (hr)

That's a pretty damn strong offensive unit if the OL works out the way it could. I fully imagine DGB is gone after his junior year, but stranger things have happened.

The 2014 class is going to need to contribute at WR that year. I think Levi Copelin is a guy who can give them some quality PT, but really, they're going to need Nate Brown/Lawrence Lee/Thomas Richard/etc. to pop out some big-time production.

Adding Dom Booth to the recruiting class would certainly help.
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Who's playing RT?

Probably rs. sophomore Clay Rhodes, I guess.

Saccopoo is only interested in this line, though, if they're all Mormons from Utah. Any idea?
I just know that Rivals lists Bauer as a guard, and with his hip injury I figured he might not have the lateral mobility to play tackle. Wallace sounds like a pro in the making.
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I just know that Rivals lists Bauer as a guard, and with his hip injury I figured he might not have the lateral mobility to play tackle. Wallace sounds like a pro in the making.
Yes. If Alabama wants a guy at LT, he's probably pretty good. Especially a guy outside their normal recruiting zones like Wallace.
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