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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 12-04-2013, 09:40 PM   #4576
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CJ Mosley is the epitome of a cerebral MLB. Sure, he's athletic as all hell, and can reach an inner gear like few other linebackers in college. But that dude reads the field and lines people up. He's making so many computations per second.
I was speaking to his raw athleticism alone. Sikes would be more like Wilson in that he can probably diagnose quite well, but most likely lacks the elite athleticism to blow shit up.
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Old 12-04-2013, 09:44 PM   #4577
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Travon Walters will get third star. Will mizzou fan like him more now?
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Old 12-04-2013, 09:53 PM   #4578
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the old school SEC folks are not gonna like that
Keitzman was saying today that if Mizzou wins (and he says he's pretty sure they will) those "old school SEC folks" will be rioting and turning over cars and shit.

Of course, his angle is that the SEC isn't any better than the Big 12, since Mizzou can come into the SEC and kick ass year 2.
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Old 12-04-2013, 10:08 PM   #4579
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Old 12-04-2013, 11:22 PM   #4580
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Keitzman was saying today that if Mizzou wins (and he says he's pretty sure they will) those "old school SEC folks" will be rioting and turning over cars and shit.

Of course, his angle is that the SEC isn't any better than the Big 12, since Mizzou can come into the SEC and kick ass year 2.
Heard that. What's funny is that it is completely inaccurate.

Their hatred of Auburn fall outweighs any potential rioting about a Yankee squad winning the league.

Did we talk about the fact that Missouri attracted more viewers/higher rated TV broadcasts this year than Texas did?
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Old 12-05-2013, 07:35 AM   #4581
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Keitzman was saying today that if Mizzou wins (and he says he's pretty sure they will) those "old school SEC folks" will be rioting and turning over cars and shit.
As someone living in the epicenter of SEC football, this absolutely will not happen. That's Keitzman's dumbest take in a while.
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Old 12-05-2013, 07:38 AM   #4582
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Keitzman was saying today that if Mizzou wins (and he says he's pretty sure they will) those "old school SEC folks" will be rioting and turning over cars and shit.

Of course, his angle is that the SEC isn't any better than the Big 12, since Mizzou can come into the SEC and kick ass year 2.
This whole "Mizzou having success in the SEC makes the Big 12 better by proxy" meme is already tired. If Mizzou struggles, it's "we told you that you'd never be able to compete". If Mizzou succeeds, it's "we told you the SEC wasn't that good".

On the one hand, they act like programs that haven't been historical powers can't steadily improve before finally making the jump into elite status. On the other hand, check out how awesome Baylor and Oklahoma State are...
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Old 12-05-2013, 07:54 AM   #4583
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As someone living in the epicenter of SEC football, this absolutely will not happen. That's Keitzman's dumbest take in a while.
I live in SEC country and I've gotten lots of positive responses from other schools' fans when I wear my MU gear out in public. Even had an Auburn fan stop by my office yesterday and say, "Gonna be a great game!"
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Rivals hasn't updated their star rankings yet, but...

1) Walters got bumped up to a 5.7, which is the highest 3* rating. He's now ranked as the #14 RB
2) Paul Adams got bumped to a 5.6 and is now the #70 OL
3) Bauer went from the #11 OL to the #5 OL. He is the second-highest rated SEC OL commit
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Rivals hasn't updated their star rankings yet, but...

1) Walters got bumped up to a 5.7, which is the highest 3* rating. He's now ranked as the #14 RB
2) Paul Adams got bumped to a 5.6 and is now the #70 OL
3) Bauer went from the #11 OL to the #5 OL. He is the second-highest rated SEC OL commit
Let's get Wallace, now. Our line could be incredible for years. Wouldn't mind Wingo, either.
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Rivals hasn't updated their star rankings yet, but...

1) Walters got bumped up to a 5.7, which is the highest 3* rating. He's now ranked as the #14 RB
2) Paul Adams got bumped to a 5.6 and is now the #70 OL
3) Bauer went from the #11 OL to the #5 OL. He is the second-highest rated SEC OL commit
This OL class is going to be pretty good if they land Wallace. Potentially great.

Adams was also named player of the year in Tennessee (for his division, which is the second highest, I believe).

Walters is going to be higher rated than Markel Smith then, yes?
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