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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 12-07-2013, 03:18 PM   #5101
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:18 PM   #5102
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:19 PM   #5103
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:19 PM   #5104
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:19 PM   #5105
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:19 PM   #5106
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:19 PM   #5107
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much more entertaining than the snoozefest 9-6 defensive bullshit
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:19 PM   #5108
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:20 PM   #5109
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:20 PM   #5110
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Why don't they have someone just keying/spying on Marshall? I would have someone just hit him a couple of times even when he doesn't keep the ball. That would tell him we are going to tackle you every time so go ahead and hand off to someone else.

Edit: Do that on the option plays where he continues through with the fake not when he just hands off.
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:20 PM   #5111
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:20 PM   #5112
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Can we go ahead and fire Steckel at Half? It is not that hard to defend this.
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Old 12-07-2013, 03:20 PM   #5115
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