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Old 03-19-2013, 12:56 AM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 12-07-2013, 04:20 PM   #5116
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Three man line was an adjustment. Now, we need to adjust again (or, just start making tackles).
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:20 PM   #5117
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:20 PM   #5118
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:20 PM   #5119
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changing anything before the half would give them time to prepare

plus we don't adjust in game or at halftime so do we really expect adjustments?
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:20 PM   #5120
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:21 PM   #5121
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uh, why? what's wrong?
Shoulder injury
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:21 PM   #5122
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:22 PM   #5123
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:22 PM   #5124
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:22 PM   #5125
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Dorial Green-Beckham questionable to return.
WHAT THE ****

did they dirty tackle him or something what the hell
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