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Old 03-19-2013, 12:56 AM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 12-07-2013, 04:34 PM   #5206
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How many ****ing yards does Mason have?
1,675,312.

Seems like it, anyway.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:35 PM   #5207
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franklin can't get us a TD

this prolific mizzou offense is ****ing embarassing today

and 1 of our TDs shouldn't have counted
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:35 PM   #5208
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:35 PM   #5209
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:36 PM   #5210
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It's the Navy game with better athletes. I wish I could say I'm surprised, but if Steckel can't stop a service academy with three weeks to prepare, he'll never stop a team like this.
coincidentally this Auburn offense looks quite a bit like the one Navy and Air Force used to run.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:36 PM   #5211
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Uh, I have. Early 2000s against just about anybody, but Michigan State sticks out in my mind. You must be a relatively new fan.
There were no NFL players on those teams. This team has legitimate, top-shelf talent and it's getting squat ****ed.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:37 PM   #5212
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:37 PM   #5213
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:37 PM   #5214
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:37 PM   #5215
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:37 PM   #5216
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:37 PM   #5217
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So now we are going to pass when its obvious... Stupid playcalling.
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So...a completely obvious blitz coming and no quick hitting pass
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