****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Mr_Douchebag]

Originally Posted by kcpasco

So 3rd place is more deserving of 2nd place.
I got it and this is why college football sucks.

Lol


Keep going, this is great...

[kchero]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

They're ahead of us in the BCS -- unlike what happened in 2007.

Exacty, we were ranked higher and won head to head against KU in 2007. There is no similarity.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I honestly think we would have matched up better with Alabama. We might have lost, but they wouldn't have run all over us.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

If you want to blame someone blame Steckel and Yost, not the BCS.

Steckel drew up his scheme on a ****ing cave wall in southern France and Yost was the recruiting coordinator that filled the back seven with country one who sucks the peniss like Matt White.

[kcpasco]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

If you want to blame someone blame Steckel and Yost, not the BCS.

Steckel drew up his scheme on a ****ing cave wall in southern France and Yost was the recruiting coordinator that filled the back seven with country one who sucks the peniss like Matt White.

Man I agree Mizzou shit the bed. But it is still a flawed system that punishes a team for playing an extra game.

[kcpasco]

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk

Lol


Keep going, this is great...

I am not saying Mizzou should be playing for a NC. I am just pointing out a major flaw in the system.
If KC had to pass an eye test they would not be a playoff team.

[penbook]

Per Jeff Rosen

WR L’Damian Washington: "I’m not going to shed a tear. I’m not going to shed one tear. Because I’m proud…I’m a proud #Mizzou Tiger."

[PackerinMo]

Mizzou is set to play the Pokes at the Cotton.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The only playoff system in major sports that works is the NBA's. Baseball is prone to massive swings of luck in a small sample size. In the NFL, a team can have an entire season dashed by a ball on the turf bouncing one way or the other. Nine and ten win teams winning the SB is a joke, too. In the NHL one hot goalie turned an 8th seeded Kings team into Stanley Cup winners.

They are almost all bullshit if you actually analyze them.

[penbook]

Reporter asked Missouri coach Gary Pinkel how to stop Auburn's offense after 677-yard performance: "Obviously I'm the wrong person to ask."

[penbook]

"I can't name one person that really picked us to be right here besides the guys in that locker room." L'Damian Washington #Mizzou

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by penbook

Reporter asked Missouri coach Gary Pinkel how to stop Auburn's offense after 677-yard performance: "Obviously I'm the wrong person to ask."

If Missouri would have allowed 130 fewer rushing yards today it would still be the most a Tiger team under Pinkel has ever given up.

“The holes that he was running through, I think you might have been able to run through,” MU senior cornerback E.J. Gaines said. When met with an incredulous response, he added, “Well, you didn’t see them obviously.”

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/07...#storylink=cpy

[ChiefsCountry]

Last time I saw a ground game like today was the 1996 Fiesta Bowl. Steckel made Auburn look like Tommie Frazier and Lawrence Phillips today. Why in hell do you run a 3 man front against a option team, shit I know they were in the spread but still.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Last time I saw a ground game like today was the 1996 Fiesta Bowl. Steckel made Auburn look like Tommie Frazier and Lawrence Phillips today. Why in hell do you run a 3 man front against a option team, shit I know they were in the spread but still.

Same reason why he'd run a 4-3 on the first two downs against Baylor, Okie State, and the Sooners. He's ****ing clod.

[Deberg_1990]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The only playoff system in major sports that works is the NBA's. Baseball is prone to massive swings of luck in a small sample size. In the NFL, a team can have an entire season dashed by a ball on the turf bouncing one way or the other. Nine and ten win teams winning the SB is a joke, too. In the NHL one hot goalie turned an 8th seeded Kings team into Stanley Cup winners.

They are almost all bullshit if you actually analyze them.

Yea, pretty much. The NFL is becoming dangerously close to making their regular season irrelevant, if they havent already. Its basically become "Who is hot and healthy in December who can make a run?"