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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 01-03-2014, 09:10 PM   #7126
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:10 PM   #7127
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:10 PM   #7128
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:10 PM   #7129
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Mauk may have missed that pass to LDW, but he stood tall in the pocket and stepped into the throw with good footwork rather than Yosting it out there.
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:11 PM   #7130
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Well I am glad to be wrong.

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Old 01-03-2014, 09:11 PM   #7131
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We'll win this game. Mauk has it and Franklin doesn't. We should have this team outclassed with even mediocre QB play
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:11 PM   #7133
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Playcalling sucks right now....OSU seems to know exactly what Mizzou is calling.
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The O-Line's looking sluggish now as well. The right side of the line just collapsed; that was set up as a nice counter-run for Josey and he got tracked down by the backside defender.
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I guess I'll be the one to say I don't like seeing Mauk out there. You don't pull your starting QB because he's having a bad game in my mind.

I understand people will look at it a little differently because Pinkel has been running his cute 2 QB system but I don't like Mauk as much as Franklin.
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