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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 01-03-2014, 09:52 PM   #7216
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You guys can never bitch about officiating again.


That call was horrific.
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:54 PM   #7217
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:56 PM   #7218
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:57 PM   #7219
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I'm trying to think of a worse game a Missouri player has played ever and I'm just at a total loss. Not QB's, but just any position ever.

He's it is very bad and a big bowl game to boot.

The national audience has turned the station to something else though.
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Old 01-03-2014, 09:57 PM   #7220
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Once again Franklin is high with the throw
His mechanics there were just bizarre.

He didn't get his feet under him at all. He essentially shot-putted the ball out there.

He's just been remarkably terrible tonight.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:00 PM   #7221
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And Franklin is single handedly responsible for the D being this gassed. **** him and Gary...

Great time to have a bad game Franklin!
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:00 PM   #7222
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The d is done. Franklin and their coach hung them out to dry with a shit ton of 3 and outs.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:01 PM   #7224
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You guys can never bitch about officiating again.


That call was horrific.
Explain.

That was a penalty. Perhaps illegal contact instead of PI (though I would disagree). I don't see how you can argue that it wasn't a penalty though, the last angle was as clear as day.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:02 PM   #7225
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I'm trying to think of a worse game a Missouri player has played ever and I'm just at a total loss. Not QB's, but just any position ever.
Carl Gettis has to have one in there somewhere, does he not?
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The d is done. Franklin and their coach hung them out to dry with a shit ton of 3 and outs.
This is ALL on Piinkel.

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Explain.

That was a penalty. Perhaps illegal contact instead of PI (though I would disagree). I don't see how you can argue that it wasn't a penalty though, the last angle was as clear as day.
I am completely impartial, in fact **** OSU.


I saw a WR drive into contact, and a very late flag came out after the play had taken off.
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Old 01-03-2014, 10:02 PM   #7228
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