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Old 03-19-2013, 03:00 PM  
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Anyone else have a shy bladder?

I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:43 PM   #31
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:44 PM   #32
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The trick is to do something like double or triple digit math(multiplication).
Your brain focuses on that process and relaxes your pee pipe enough to go.
I tried that and dropped my pen
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:44 PM   #33
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:44 PM   #34
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:45 PM   #35
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I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.
Maybe buy your bladder an alcoholic drink or two to loosen it up a little bit and help with the shyness?
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:50 PM   #36
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i can go anytime,anywhere on anyone that pays me
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:51 PM   #37
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Why don't you just sit down and take a piss? My Sister in law revealed that's what her moonbat husband from Sweden does
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:53 PM   #38
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:00 PM   #39
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I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.
The only way to break this is to just try in public restrooms of all kinds, I used to have this problem and this is how I broke it. I still cant pee standing shoulder to shoulder with someone at arrowhead though. Most bathrooms are fine for me now.
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:10 PM   #40
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:12 PM   #41
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:14 PM   #42
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:14 PM   #43
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:14 PM   #44
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