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Old 03-20-2013, 03:54 PM  
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It's Chiefs planet Poetry jam-Dammit

OK. Here is the premise of this thread.

I will begin with a 1-3 word phrase.
The poets(or pooets) of CP are challenged to compose a styling of their choice(Haiku, limerick, sonnet etc...) using either that phrase in their contribution or as the theme of it. Each series will last 1-2 days to allow contributors time to do their magic.

Once I choose a winner of the initial submissions, the winner will select the next 1-3 word phrase.


Go.


The first phrase subject is:
Hairy Nipple
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:56 PM   #2
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:56 PM   #3
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:00 PM   #4
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Oh, hairy nipple
why must you be so?
I do not like my women hairy
on their chest nor down below.

I would love to taste
of your womanly teet,
but I fear that I may
get a pube in my teeth.

A bare-skinned nipple,
is a thing so grand.
But with you I feel as though
I'm licking a man.

Please shave your chest
so the show can go on.
If not I can do
my own thing in the John.
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:00 PM   #5
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:02 PM   #6
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:04 PM   #7
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:04 PM   #8
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Is this what you do in Iowa...?


The answer to your question
is that in Iowa, we're awesome
if you're screwing up my thread,
I'll twist your hairy nipple
and smack rape you until your bottom,
feels like a prolapsed liver, onion blossom
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:07 PM   #9
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:09 PM   #10
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:28 PM   #11
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There once was a girl from out west
Whose nipples were follically blessed.
She said, 'I know it looks funny,
but it saves me some money.
I grow free dental floss on my chest.'
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:29 PM   #12
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There once was a girl from out west
Whose nipples were follically blessed.
She said, 'I know it looks funny,
but it saves me some money.
I grow free dental floss on my chest.'
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:38 PM   #13
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Oh, well damn, if we're going to do limericks...

"There once was a fellow named Sutter,
Who had a most terrible Stutter.
He ordered some H-Ham,
and some Juh-juh-juh Jam,
And some buh buh buh...
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He f***ed up and drowned it,
And THAT was the end of HIS ass!"

"There once was a fellow named Manny,
Who stuck his long d*** up his fanny.
What's he shouting about?
He can't get it out!
He can't s**t, he can't piss...it's uncanny!"
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:50 PM   #14
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Haiku;

Hair on your nipples?
It is better than zit tits,
or psoriasis.
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Old 03-20-2013, 05:23 PM   #15
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To gain her favor -
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