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Old 04-02-2013, 08:49 AM  
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Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:40 AM   #16
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Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.
So are you clean?
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:42 AM   #17
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At least you weren't on Oxy at the time.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:43 AM   #18
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Just backed into an Oxy truck at work. I'm being escorted about 60 miles away from my job to take a piss test. The guy I backed into is a safety manager for our company, he doubled parked and backed in without a spotter. He quickly points the finger at me because I didn't do a 360 walk around. What a shitty way to start the morning. I don't have a rear view in my work truck because the compressor would block anything behind me. I checked both side mirrors and didn't see shit. **** this day and **** Alex Smith.
So basically, it's your fault? I mean, you do own the **** up, right?
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:43 AM   #19
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Just backed into an Oxy truck at work.
So did a whole bunch of zit cream pour out the back? Or was it just full of the medicated pads? Maybe you could take some home and use them. You wouldn't have to buy any face cleaning supplies for quite some time.

Your job has been Oxycuted.
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Old 04-02-2013, 09:49 AM   #20
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:05 AM   #21
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:07 AM   #22
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Old 04-02-2013, 10:10 AM   #23
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Hi, Billy Mays here. Oxy Kaboom. Its Inmem58 approved.
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:57 PM   #24
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They closed my case because the piece of shit safety douche bag didn't take a piss test. He thought since he was safety he didn't have to.
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Old 04-11-2013, 04:58 PM   #25
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Old 04-11-2013, 05:33 PM   #26
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They closed my case because the piece of shit safety douche bag didn't take a piss test. He thought since he was safety he didn't have to.
So, he didn't want to piss & get caught dirty. Why whould he think that just because he is "safety" guy he wouldn't have to pee in a cup? What a dumb ass.
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Old 04-11-2013, 06:42 PM   #27
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So, he didn't want to piss & get caught dirty. Why whould he think that just because he is "safety" guy he wouldn't have to pee in a cup? What a dumb ass.
Power trip I guess.
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Old 04-11-2013, 06:46 PM   #28
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What kind of company lets you "opt out" of a piss test? Those are pretty strict rules for insurance reasons, no?
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Old 04-11-2013, 06:46 PM   #29
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Power trip I guess.
Nope.
Dudes tokin.
Everybody knows the rules.
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Old 04-11-2013, 06:51 PM   #30
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Nope.
Dudes tokin.
Everybody knows the rules.
Well he's still employed with us. Funny because after all this shit that went down he had to go to Houston for some unknown reason and one of Houston's safety guys is working with us. The change is only for a week.
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