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Old 04-03-2013, 08:06 PM  
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****Official Ocelot Thread****

Ocelots are awesome. Feel free to post your opinions, pics, gifs, and thoughts about ocelots. Not limited to just ocelots; all jungle cats are welcome.

Ocelots rule because

They paint


They like fans


They won't murder the shit out of you if they have a leash on


They enjoy fishing. Wonderful fishing companions.


Enjoy these fox eared assholes!!

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Old 04-04-2013, 11:51 AM   #61
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How big do ocelots get?
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:51 AM   #62
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B14ckmon, you've been on super ignore for a few months. I can't and have no desire to read your trolling. All I can see is when you bump this thread.

Translation: Your wife left you for worshiping an ugly emo girl on youtube.
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:53 AM   #63
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How big do ocelots get?
28-35 inches
24-35lbs.
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:54 AM   #64
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That diagram is a fairly large one though.
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:54 AM   #65
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:54 AM   #66
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I feel like they wrote this song for you.

Phish - Ocelot

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
Morning is over
and noon slouches on

Your stripes could all fade
in the poisonous day
When you see the sunlight
move out of the way

You prance with the beasts
who parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest by light
Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the herd
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where are you now?
You never listen to me anyhow
You wandered and ambled
you walked, now you run
Knowing you’ll bake
like a snake in the sun
You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

You prance with the beasts
you parade every night
And silently slouch
through the forest twilight

Don’t be the only one left on the block
Come hide in the heard
and float with the flock

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:55 AM   #67
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:57 AM   #68
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you don't get enough shit thrown at you on CP!?!?!
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:58 AM   #69
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I feel like they wrote this song for you.

Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
Ocelot! Ocelot!
Where have you gone?
(Won’t you come out to play?)
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:00 PM   #70
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:02 PM   #71
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Me personally have always wanted a monkey as a pet
I like your idea of talking like Tarzan to attract them.

Me also want monkey.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:06 PM   #72
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Me also want monkey.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:06 PM   #73
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:13 AM   #74
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I have a concern.

As we all know, Ocelots are fox-eared assholes. Now - what if you took an ocelot and it wasn't fox-eared? Would it then cease to be an asshole?

If so - may I present for the groups consideration, the Margay:











It also eats grass and appears to have an appropriate amount of batshit crazy to it. It just might not be, and let me stress might not be, an asshole.

I would hate to detract from the noble ocelot, but some of us already live with assholes or have spouses that live with an asshole and are therefore not inclined to add another one. They may want to consider the Margay.
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