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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:06 AM   #136
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:16 AM   #137
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:19 AM   #138
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:22 AM   #139
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:28 AM   #140
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Just locked down a fourth bet on the exact terms of the OP with another poster.

You guys are making this too easy.

Still waiting on KC Tattoo.
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:30 AM   #141
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Just locked down a fourth bet on the exact terms of the OP with another poster.

You guys are making this too easy.

Still waiting on KC Tattoo.
This place is a looney bin.
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:37 AM   #142
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Just locked down a fourth bet on the exact terms of the OP with another poster.

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Old 04-04-2013, 10:38 AM   #143
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You know what they say about bets, SNR?

They are taxes on bullshit.
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:39 AM   #144
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:39 AM   #145
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:42 AM   #146
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You've really gone off the raped end.
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:01 AM   #147
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Oh, shit. For you and me? I thought that was a suggestion I should adopt for SNR's punishment. (I've settled on Klingon for him.)

If that's for you and I, let's hammer this bitch out.

Every post must begin with a Jeopardy-esque question, from the conclusion of Week 17 to February 15th.

All the terms in the OP apply, if Joeckel allows 7.0+, you win and I Jeopardize. If Joeckel allows less than 7.0, I win and you Jeopardize.

Keep in mind we both get one opportunity to back out of this or change it depending on who drafts Joeckel on the 25th.

You in?
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:06 AM   #148
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:08 AM   #149
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Because those are comparable.
Funny that analyst have actually said that Geno does compare to Akili Smith in some ways
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:15 AM   #150
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It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Anybody have a posting style they'd like to see SNR posting in? I am taking suggestions.

Ke$ha lyrics, limericks, Google-translate his posts to Swahili then have the Swahili translated back to English?

It happens, bitches.

For the 2013 season, at times, argues that SNR rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing bags no less than 7.0, so long as he started at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have changed his username and Bitch SNR, with a new avatar and tagline, and worked in various phrases about how cool SNR is in every one of his posts from conclusion of the 17 weeks to February 15, with the transfer of all its casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel really has as dealing goddamn top rated, however, and are responsible for bags less than 7.0 during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each of the posts of his from Week 17 to February 15 in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, including transfer all its casino cash to Direckshun.

(Bet this could be reviewed if the April 25 if Joeckel Luke wrote for any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be changed on the Joeckel also invalidated by failure to start 14 games.).

I'm sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I take any and all suggestions for the style that SNR should have a post.
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