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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:43 PM   #16
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Anybody have a posting style they'd like to see SNR posting in? I am taking suggestions.

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Old 04-03-2013, 09:43 PM   #17
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He isnt a stud prospect. Or KC would not be trying to move down in the draft.
Iron clad logic, there.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:44 PM   #18
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Anybody have a posting style they'd like to see SNR posting in? I am taking suggestions.

Ke$ha lyrics, limericks, Google-translate his posts to Swahili then have the Swahili translated back to English?

Portuguese.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:45 PM   #19
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Anybody have a posting style they'd like to see SNR posting in? I am taking suggestions.

Ke$ha lyrics, limericks, Google-translate his posts to Swahili then have the Swahili translated back to English?

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Old 04-03-2013, 09:45 PM   #20
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So, what happens if Joeckel gets injured? Bet is off I assume?

Any difference on if he plays LT or RT?

What if for some unknown reason he ends up playing guard?
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:46 PM   #21
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Iron clad logic, there.
You listen to Matt Miller Mr. NFL Draft Scout don't ya?
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:48 PM   #22
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So, what happens if Joeckel gets injured? Bet is off I assume?

Any difference on if he plays LT or RT?

What if for some unknown reason he ends up playing guard?
The only chance he plays RT is if the Chiefs draft him. And no, that was not differentiated in the bet.

Zero chance he plays guard, so I'm not even entertaining that.

If Joeckel fails to start 14 games, the bet is nullified.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:48 PM   #23
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Anybody have a posting style they'd like to see SNR posting in? I am taking suggestions.

Ke$ha lyrics, limericks, Google-translate his posts to Swahili then have the Swahili translated back to English?

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Old 04-03-2013, 09:49 PM   #24
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You listen to Matt Miller Mr. NFL Draft Scout don't ya?
No, the Chiefs just know they can trade down 3 or 4 spots and still get Joeckel, or a LT prospect essentially as good as him, while acquiring potentially a 2nd round pick.
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The only chance he plays RT is if the Chiefs draft him. And no, that was not differentiated in the bet.

Zero chance he plays guard, so I'm not even entertaining that.

If Joeckel fails to start 14 games, the bet is nullified.
Seems fair to me.

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Old 04-03-2013, 09:52 PM   #28
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Oh, SNR.

You've allowed your misdirected hostility at Luke ****ing Joeckel, who hasn't done anything other than be a stud prospect, to shoot yourself in the foot.

And I've won yet another bet.
Not necessarily.

This team is going to pass a lot.
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