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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:53 PM   #31
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I would like to see SNR post as if he was a Klingon. He could pull it off.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:53 PM   #32
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You want in, Clay?

I'm taking allllll comers.
Yeah **** you pussy.

Luke Joeckel will give up at least 7 sacks.

sig+ av bet only. One year mfer.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:54 PM   #33
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I'd kinda like to see him have to work anal leakage into everyone of his posts. As in "My anal leakage would tell me Geno won't succeed in Philly's system"
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:54 PM   #34
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He isnt a stud prospect. Or KC would not be trying to move down in the draft.
wait ... so that means Geno isn't a stud prospect or KC would not be passing on him.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:55 PM   #35
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Yeah **** you pussy.

Luke Joeckel will give up at least 7 sacks.
Put your money where your mouth is. I will create an independent bet with you right now under those same terms in the OP but with different consequences.

I've watched more Joeckel tape than you have, I'm willing to bet. Put your money where your mouth is.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:56 PM   #36
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I just told you.

Sig + av for a year.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:57 PM   #37
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Yeah **** you pussy.

Luke Joeckel will give up at least 7 sacks.

sig+ av bet only. One year mfer.
IMO, he'll need to be a top 5 OT to justify the selection for next season.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:57 PM   #38
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sig+ av bet only. One year mfer.
Just saw this, you edited it in.

If I lose the bet in the OP, my avatar is already taken, for a month or two at least.

If you want to make it a one-year signature bet, I'm in. I'd rather do something more creative than that, but a bet's a bet.

Let me know if that's a deal.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:57 PM   #39
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wait ... so that means Geno isn't a stud prospect or KC would not be passing on him.
I dont think he's a stud prospect. I just want the top QB prospect and he is it.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:57 PM   #40
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I just told you.

Sig + av for a year.
You edited it in after the fact, but whatever you need to tell yourself.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:58 PM   #41
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sig is cool

i ain't getting too fancy

just want you to eat your words ala BossChief
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:58 PM   #42
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You edited it in after the fact, but whatever you need to tell yourself.
god, keep whining, jan
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:59 PM   #43
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I am very comfortable with that.

Deal: done.

I would have preferred something more creative, though. This is pretty lazy.
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Old 04-03-2013, 09:59 PM   #44
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god, keep whining, jan
"Jan"?

Is Jan a thing?
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:01 PM   #45
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