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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:02 PM   #46
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"Jan"?

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Old 04-03-2013, 10:06 PM   #47
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:06 PM   #48
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Direckshun is going to be the pivot man in an SNR-GOATSE bukkake party.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:06 PM   #49
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:07 PM   #50
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:07 PM   #51
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:08 PM   #52
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Direckshun is going to be the pivot man in an SNR-GOATSE bukkake party.
I think that's called a Lucky Pierre.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:08 PM   #53
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youre going to be snr's bitch IMO
Oh?

How confident are you?

Care to make it interesting?

I'm not kidding. I'm taking all comers.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:10 PM   #54
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Isn't "Joeckeling" that system where you try to make your dick bigger?
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:13 PM   #55
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Isn't "Joeckeling" that system where you try to make your dick bigger?
Man if it is, let me just say, it has been a stunning failure.

Interpret that however you wish.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:14 PM   #56
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Isn't "Joeckeling" that system where you try to make your dick bigger?
It's when you take a big, runny, jalapeno milk-shit. For five years.
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:16 PM   #57
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:17 PM   #58
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Looking forward to Direckjan's thread "Really hard not to like Luke Joeckel."
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:21 PM   #59
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Old 04-03-2013, 10:29 PM   #60
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Branden Albert ain't getting traded, dude. No way we try to "win now" with a ****ing rookie at LT.

If the Chiefs draft Joeckel, he's play RT for at least a season. And he will lose.

So will you.
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