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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:05 PM   #76
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:06 PM   #77
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Done mother****ing deal.

This place is going to be a ****ing circus.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:10 PM   #78
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Jeopardy theme or game show host. If Jeopardy he has to answer in a question.
This would be one of our consiquence for who ever loses. Each post must have question form like in jeopardy or we can mix it up with game show references. For 2 months after week 17.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:26 PM   #79
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:14 AM   #80
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I'm not kidding. I'm taking all comers.

I don't believe you could take on all bettors Direckshun. If you lost others would have you avatar, sig and tag already taken unless you change it to another period of time in 2014 for other takers.

I do think these are very good bets for you though.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:18 AM   #81
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Yeah that's fine.
Clay how many sacks did Jake Long give up his rooky year?
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:24 AM   #82
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I have a tendency to lose these kind of bets by miniscule amounts. Whenever I've lost a bet, I've always been correct about the purpose that was the impetus for the bet.

For example, if I lose this way to Direckshun, Joeckel will allow 6.0 or 6.5 sacks. CLEARLY I was right in that Joeckel is a fat pouty turd who is a giant fat **** of a pussy vagina dildo douche. However, my downfall was the number I picked.

I may ask Direckshun for a reconsideration on April 25th, just because you don't have to give up 7 sacks to suck hard, which is what I'm trying to say Joeckel will do.

But that's the cost. I had to pick a number big enough to entice him, but he accepted right away. I've never been any good at haggling.

We shall see. Never underestimate the suck power that is Luke Joeckel
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:26 AM   #83
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I have a tendency to lose these kind of bets by miniscule amounts. Whenever I've lost a bet, I've always been correct about the purpose that was the impetus for the bet.

For example, if I lose this way to Direckshun, Joeckel will allow 6.0 or 6.5 sacks. CLEARLY I was right in that Joeckel is a fat pouty turd who is a giant fat **** of a pussy vagina dildo douche. However, my downfall was the number I picked.

I may ask Direckshun for a reconsideration on April 25th, just because you don't have to give up 7 sacks to suck hard, which is what I'm trying to say Joeckel will do.

But that's the cost. I had to pick a number big enough to entice him, but he accepted right away. I've never been any good at haggling.

We shall see. Never underestimate the suck power that is Luke Joeckel
I think it is going to come down to just how much Andy Reid ask Alex Smith to drop back and pass. If Andy Reid decides it's best to hand off to JC then the bet could be at risk.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:29 AM   #84
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dont puss out, SNR

We're going to cover Direckjan's face in our genetic material.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:31 AM   #85
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I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.


How about something like this when SNR posts, presuming you win the bet.


"I am Direckshun's bitch my name is SNR and this is my thoughts~"

(then at the end of what he writes he ends it with)

I hope the wise and powerful Direckshun approves of what I posted, for I am scum compared to him, his football knowledge is legendary~
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:37 AM   #86
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dont puss out, SNR

We're going to cover Direckjan's face in our genetic material.
Oh, I'm not pussing out. I wouldn't have made it if I felt I didn't have a good chance at winning.

If Direckshun loses this one, he loses DEFINITIVELY. We're talking Wolf 359 here.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:51 AM   #87
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:14 AM   #88
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Now we're cooking with gas.

Keep in mind I'm talking about the exact same conditions as in the OP with SNR.

How long do we need to keep this up? I think this is amusing, but could wear thin after a month. We could do Feb. 15th, just like the bet I have with SNR.
Better watch it Von Miller could very well PWN Joeckel with a 3 sack game in a flash with Smith shitting his pants
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:15 AM   #89
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:25 AM   #90
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