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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:45 AM   #121
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:45 AM   #122
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Define awhile.
3 decades if the Chiefs take him, 3 years if not. /chiefsfans
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:45 AM   #123
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you got to be kidding me. Jason Smith was/is no technician and Joeckel is definitely the most polished LT to enter the draft in awhile.
And he doesn't attack. Moves around the edge better than most LTs coming out of college, sure, but I've never seen him have to diagnose two blitzers from the weakside.

Eric Fisher has tape where he's taken BOTH out of the picture. I'm not sure Joeckel would know what the **** to do.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:46 AM   #124
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Better than Akili Smith for the Bengals or Ryan Leaf for the Chargers.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:46 AM   #125
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I actually like Fisher better than Joeckel out of this draft. In fact, I proved it in the mock.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:47 AM   #126
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DON'T MAKE ME BET WITH YOU, TOO YOU GODDAMN TRUE FAN TROLL
Move your comma over commatard.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:48 AM   #127
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:48 AM   #128
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Better than Akili Smith for the Bengals or Ryan Leaf for the Chargers.
Because those are comparable.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:49 AM   #129
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I actually like Fisher better than Joeckel out of this draft. In fact, I proved it in the mock.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:50 AM   #130
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Should I have said JaMarcus Russell and Tim Couch instead?
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:51 AM   #131
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:56 AM   #132
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This would be one of our consiquence for who ever loses. Each post must have question form like in jeopardy or we can mix it up with game show references. For 2 months after week 17.
Is this good for you Direckshun? You never responded to my post.

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Old 04-04-2013, 10:01 AM   #133
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:03 AM   #134
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Move your comma over commatard.
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:04 AM   #135
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Is this good for you Derickshun? You never responded to my post.
Oh, shit. For you and me? I thought that was a suggestion I should adopt for SNR's punishment. (I've settled on Klingon for him.)

If that's for you and I, let's hammer this bitch out.

Every post must begin with a Jeopardy-esque question, from the conclusion of Week 17 to February 15th.

All the terms in the OP apply, if Joeckel allows 7.0+, you win and I Jeopardize. If Joeckel allows less than 7.0, I win and you Jeopardize.

Keep in mind we both get one opportunity to back out of this or change it depending on who drafts Joeckel on the 25th.

You in?
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