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Old 04-05-2013, 11:04 AM  
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The Chiefs QB situation in 1 Syllable Words For Slow Learners

Some help for true fan wants fat guy in draft:






Him not good. Sort of meh. Brain bad. Head hurt too much. Lose job lots of time.



Look good one time. No pass no play long time. 5 round. Rick had chance. Poop in pants. He dead when Chiefs draft man with huge dark schlong.



Small, real small, real real small. Cut 5 time, from 2 team. No draft, know why. No pass, no play, long time. Have butt for chin poop in pants. He sucks.

We hose.

**** my life.

The end.

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Old 04-05-2013, 11:19 AM   #16
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As is "many."
Now I've lost them all! The true fans will never understand I have failed
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:19 AM   #17
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Perhaps a limerick would help with our ADD readers:

There once was a QB named Alex,
Who didn't know his head from his bollocks,
We gave up the farm
for his mediocre arm
Harbaugh being the High Priest of Phallux*



* For those too impaired to look up Phallux, here's the Urban Dictionary definition: "The Ancient and Primordial God of Rape."
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:20 AM   #18
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I thought you said one syllable words?
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:24 AM   #19
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While not proclaiming that he'll ever be great, the fact that Sean Payton kept Daniel to back up Brees for several years, is enough to atleast intrigue me.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:25 AM   #20
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I thought you said one syllable words?
OK I corrected it for you. You should be able read it now.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:29 AM   #21
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OK I corrected it for you. You should be able read it now.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:42 AM   #22
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While not proclaiming that he'll ever be great, the fact that Sean Payton kept Daniel to back up Brees for several years, is enough to atleast intrigue me.
Well his arm is certainly not got any miles on it.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:42 AM   #23
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:46 AM   #24
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While not proclaiming that he'll ever be great, the fact that Sean Payton kept Daniel to back up Brees for several years, is enough to atleast intrigue me.
So by that logic we should go find out what Jim Sorgi is doing these days.
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Old 04-05-2013, 11:53 AM   #25
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Old 04-05-2013, 12:01 PM   #26
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Smith has poop in pants. He sucks.

Chase has butt for chin. He sucks.

Rick had chance. Poop in pants. He dead when Chiefs draft man with huge dark schlong
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Old 04-05-2013, 12:04 PM   #27
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So by that logic we should go find out what Jim Sorgi is doing these days.
The difference is that neither Dungy nor Caldwell knew jack about QB's.
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Old 04-05-2013, 12:40 PM   #30
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Geno Smith save world. Make Chiefs good with good pass. Chiefs take fat man instead. Waste first pick. True fans happy. This site melt down. Fat man draft choice smell like old cheese. Dane make fun of mad people but not get ban. Hootie cry about ban. Clay call out people in new thread. Make us laugh in bad season. Zach get ban. No one sad. All happy but not what Flop expect. Mods ban all. No body left on site. Site close for good. That what you get for no Geno.
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