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Old 04-09-2013, 10:27 AM  
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Man buys dogs that turn out to be rodents

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-steroids.html

Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs
By JAMES NYE
PUBLISHED: 08:44 EST, 7 April 2013 | UPDATED: 03:34 EST, 8 April 2013
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Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina's largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.

One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a 'Brazilian rat' and when he returned home took the 'dogs' to a vet for their vaccinations.

Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed - he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle.
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:28 AM   #2
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:29 AM   #3
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:34 AM   #4
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:44 AM   #5
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:46 AM   #6
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Dude, wouldn't it be cheaper to just breed poodles than to use steroids on a rodent?
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:05 AM   #8
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:09 AM   #9
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Old 04-09-2013, 11:29 AM   #10
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:03 PM   #11
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:13 PM   #12
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:15 PM   #13
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:29 PM   #14
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:41 PM   #15
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Well, I don't know about that, but I know they aren't poodles.


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