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Old 04-09-2013, 10:27 AM  
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Man buys dogs that turn out to be rodents

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-steroids.html

Man gets shock of his life when he buys two toy poodles for $150 only to be told by a vet that they are actually GIANT RODENTS pumped up with steroids to look like dogs
By JAMES NYE
PUBLISHED: 08:44 EST, 7 April 2013 | UPDATED: 03:34 EST, 8 April 2013
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Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina's largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.

One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a 'Brazilian rat' and when he returned home took the 'dogs' to a vet for their vaccinations.

Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed - he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats resemble a fluffy toy poodle.
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:43 PM   #16
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:43 PM   #17
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Ferrets aren't rodents.
and they aren't dogs either.....but hey
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:45 PM   #18
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Well, I don't know about that, but I know they aren't poodles.


Wait, are poodles rodents?
Poodles might be rodents. I'm sure Chihuahuas are, though, as they sure aren't dogs.

I'm disappointed in the article. When I opened it, I was hoping that someone was dumb enough to buy Guinea pigs or capybaras thinking they were dogs.

The article should be titled "Man buys dogs that turn out to be weasels". Shoddy reporting.
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:47 PM   #19
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and they aren't dogs either.....but hey
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:48 PM   #20
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'Brazilian rat' :P
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Old 04-09-2013, 12:55 PM   #21
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Dude, wouldn't it be cheaper to just breed poodles than to use steroids on a rodent?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a poodle???? Those little ****ers are mean! They bite. Ferrets just lay there! Or so I've been told!
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Old 04-09-2013, 01:19 PM   #22
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Poodles might be rodents. I'm sure Chihuahuas are, though, as they sure aren't dogs.

I'm disappointed in the article. When I opened it, I was hoping that someone was dumb enough to buy Guinea pigs or capybaras thinking they were dogs.

The article should be titled "Man buys dogs that turn out to be weasels". Shoddy reporting.
Argentines eat guinea pigs. Seriously.
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Old 04-09-2013, 01:29 PM   #23
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This.


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Old 04-09-2013, 02:34 PM   #24
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At least he wasn't selling chupacabras.
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Old 04-09-2013, 02:53 PM   #25
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At least he wasn't selling chupacabras.
Just dye the fur and he could.
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:37 PM   #26
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Argentines eat guinea pigs. Seriously.
its not part of our healthy diet - plus im sure people here in the states do too..
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Dirty mother****ers.
Hey now - we are no longer considered illegals in the states... we will bring our culture here...
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:43 PM   #28
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its not part of our healthy diet - plus im sure people here in the states do too..
I'm pretty sure I've never met anyone who has eaten guinea pig. I bet if we polled it that most of cp would agree.
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its not part of our healthy diet - plus im sure people here in the states do too..
That being said. I worked with a redneck ****er that had eaten possum and squirrels.
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That being said. I worked with a redneck ****er that had eaten possum and squirrels.
When did you hang out with Allen Bailey?
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