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Old 04-10-2013, 05:47 PM  
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Chinese Man Sticks Swamp Eel Up His Butt - Gnaws Through His Colon - WTF?

Is it football season yet?

They have been talking about this on the radio today.

"A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt.

She just had to blog about it.

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im.

According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.

"The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying."

http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-ma...ough-his-colon

http://www.ktrh.com/articles/michael...-eel-11173075/

http://globalgrind.com/news/china-ma...graphic-photos


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Old 04-10-2013, 05:48 PM   #2
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:00 PM   #3
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:02 PM   #4
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Isn't that what Scott Pioli did to the Chiefs?
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:03 PM   #5
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Isn't that what Scott ***** did to the Chiefs?
I thought Pioli used a gerbel not an eel?
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:08 PM   #6
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I thought ***** used a gerbel not an eel?
Scott was the Eel, the Chiefs were this mans innards.
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Old 04-10-2013, 06:16 PM   #7
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Old 04-10-2013, 07:33 PM   #8
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Old 04-10-2013, 07:39 PM   #10
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Old 04-10-2013, 08:03 PM   #11
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