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I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other does not know. 19 14.62%
I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other knows. 16 12.31%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other does not know. 24 18.46%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other knows. 33 25.38%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other does not know. 5 3.85%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other knows. 12 9.23%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other does not know. 2 1.54%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other knows. 0 0%
I do not masturbate. 7 5.38%
Other 12 9.23%
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Old 04-17-2013, 03:48 PM  
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I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious.

I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me.

So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women.

I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me.

Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time.

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Old 04-17-2013, 04:30 PM   #76
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I post maybe monthly, usually about video games in the media center and he knows.

I'm annoyed that I wasn't quite sure how the polling options worked prior to making this thread. I would have made the poll a bit different, but this works for me.
The Irony is , if you'd post a pic of your boobs there would be 27 guys that would have to change their poll vote.
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Old 04-17-2013, 04:32 PM   #77
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Old 04-17-2013, 04:33 PM   #78
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Because they
a.) believe it's a sin (not sure why.)
b.) believe that the only place that a penis should be is in a wive's hole.
c.) believe that it's a form of cheating
c2.) especially since a lot of masturbating takes place with the use of some sort of visual stimulant and they are VERY against them looking any other woman ever for any reason ever.
d.) and various other ridiculous reasons.

Maybe I'll go make another thread on there tonight to get some more feedback as to why they don't approve. I'd link you guys to it, but I hate the idea of my two online worlds colliding.
I think the real reason that some women disapprove of it is because it takes influence/power from them. But they won't admit that.
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Old 04-17-2013, 04:34 PM   #79
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Any woman that asks their man NOT to masturbate, needs to be putting out every day.

If not, then **** them... stupid bitch.
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Old 04-17-2013, 04:35 PM   #81
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I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious.

I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me.

So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women.

I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me.

Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time.
Do you realize how sick and demented some of the posters are on here?
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Lets do this right. Since its a unanimous "honest" vote. 1) Post the link to the latest thing you jacked it to. 2) Earn some style points: a) Dominant hand b) Stranger c) Two fisted in-phase d) Two fisted out-of-phase e) Dominant hand with stranger over the top f) Accessories...
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Lets do this right. Since its a unanimous "honest" vote. 1) Post the link to the latest thing you jacked it to. 2) Earn some style points: a) Dominant hand b) Stranger c) Two fisted in-phase d) Two fisted out-of-phase e) Dominant hand with stranger over the top f) Accessories...
As my father used to say (probably still does): "Boys! Wank it with your left hand under your left leg, and it feels like someone else is doing it!!!"
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Ejaculate? No.
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