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Old 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM  
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:36 AM   #2
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:37 AM   #3
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Eat shit noob.
Hey Now.

I Specifically Commandeered The Username Of A Universally Respected And Beloved Poster Precisely To Avoid This Kind Of Hazing.

That Brings Me To My Next Point: I've Been Watching You People. You Should Really Treat Noobs Better.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:37 AM   #4
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:38 AM   #5
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:38 AM   #6
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:39 AM   #7
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Will the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?
Someday, Child.

Someday.

Edit: Keep Praying, Though. That Sure Helps.

Edit Edit: THAT WAS SARCASTIC.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:40 AM   #8
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Why do you make all of your followers live in trailers?
Blessed Are The Meek.

Also, Have You Seen Mobile Homes They Make Now? They're Pretty Awesome, And Much Cheaper.

There's No Reason To Mortgage Your Entire Net Worth Into A Brick-And-Mortar Home.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:41 AM   #9
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:41 AM   #10
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Someday, Child.

Someday.

Edit: Keep Praying, Though. That Sure Helps.

Edit Edit: THAT WAS SARCASTIC.
Ah, so we're getting God version Job tonight. Sweet!
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:43 AM   #11
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:44 AM   #12
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:44 AM   #13
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Blessed Are The Meek.

Also, Have You Seen Mobile Homes They Make Now? They're Pretty Awesome, And Much Cheaper.

There's No Reason To Mortgage Your Entire Net Worth Into A Brick-And-Mortar Home.
Tell that to the folks that live in Tornado and hurricane states, God.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:44 AM   #14
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Ah, so we're getting God version Job tonight. Sweet!
The Chiefs Are Not The "Job" Of The NFL.

The Chiefs Are The "Saul" Of The NFL.
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Old 09-24-2013, 12:45 AM   #15
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Do you mind if I bang this girl before I marry her?
I've Got Bigger Things To Worry About.

Get It? I'm Implying Your Penis Is Small.

Edit: Seriously, Though. Who Gives A Shit.
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