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Old 05-04-2008, 06:53 PM  
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*OFFICIAL* relationship advice thread

All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:55 PM   #2
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Is this actually an "official" thread? Don't you have to have at least three stars for that?
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:55 PM   #3
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:56 PM   #4
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Is this actually an "official" thread? Don't you have to have at least three stars for that?
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:57 PM   #5
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All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.
What happened to your signature ''Chiefsplanet Interviews Thread''? why did you quit doing those?
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:57 PM   #6
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:59 PM   #7
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Not really.

Who's gonna take his advise when it includes Jabba action figure?
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:01 PM   #8
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Not really.

Who's gonna take his advise when it includes Jabba action figure?
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:06 PM   #9
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Not unlike marlboro chief doing a thread on racial sensitivity, TJ and BEP on the postives of Karl Marx, or recxjake on the virtues of Toyota.

And likely, far less enlightening.
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:06 PM   #10
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Have you tried the European grip?

Also, "stranger" is a fun game. Sit in your hand of choice until it becomes numb. Proceed.
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:54 PM   #11
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:51 PM   #12
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All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?

Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place.

Dr. GoLove is in the house.
you are a sick jerk who gets kicked off of other boards so you come crawling back and think you are all that? YOu need to get out and have a real life you ahole
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:52 PM   #13
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Goatse told your man to try sticking it in your butt when you rolled over didn't he? That one never goes over well.

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Old 05-04-2008, 08:52 PM   #14
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:54 PM   #15
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