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Old 05-02-2013, 08:24 PM  
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Read something interesting today about fapping and porn.

I read an analysis made by some folks that there is a growing epidemic of young men in this country -- dudes in their twenties and thirties -- who are experiencing an absurdly high level of erectile dysfunction.

The reason, they allege, is because of the abundance of online pornography. Basically that overexposure to pornography is causing erectile dysfunction as men have trouble getting similarly aroused to a normal, human woman right in front of them who wants to have typical sex rather than the outrageous shit you see online.

I don't know, I am not an expert.

But I have lived the life of a single, as someone who's watched entirely too much porn. Like obscene amounts. Inappropriate amounts. Shameful amounts.

And I've never had a single, recurring issue. I've had a couple episodes where Direckshun Jr. didn't perform the way he should, but 99.9% of the time, shit gets done, and it gets done properly. Porn has not dampened my "enthusiasm" for a good lay.

I know it will never get any open admissions here on ChiefsPlanet, but if you're brave enough to admit it has happened, go for it. I'm stunned, personally. I absorbed so much ****ing porn back in the day it was shocking, and I've had zero issues in that department.
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:01 PM   #136
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:02 PM   #137
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I've been driving a lot lately, lots of time listening to the radio(which sucks more than I remembered) so I've turned to talk radio.

One of the topics the other day essentially said that the 2 biggest causes for divorce today were 1. gambling addition 2. Porn Addiction.

I guess I can see how someone stealing money and lying and putting the family in a bind can cause stress and lack of trust enough to cause a D.

What I became curious about was, where is the line on #2. What is the magic thing that makes someone's porn viewing habit an "addiction".
Women know going into a relationship that pretty much all men like porn, so why are they surprised and butt hurt once they see their man's collection?
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:05 PM   #138
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Does anyone really keep a "collection"? Seriously? Just pull it up on your smartphone. Virtual library. On demand. Who the hell keeps old VHS tapes or DVDs around? Or worse, KC Native and his sticky mags?
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:06 PM   #139
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Women know going into a relationship that pretty much all men like porn, so why are they surprised and butt hurt once they see their man's collection?
They compare themselves to the women in the porn.


"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!"

Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy.
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:42 PM   #140
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:00 PM   #141
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for what it's worth, it reduces the chances of pregnancy by a few percentage points at best, but... if you cum in a woman, she could get pregnant REGARDLESS of whether you jerked it a few times or not.
Well no shit.

I don't ever blow it in a girl. I was told by our chemistry teacher when she was trying to get pregnant they told her stud to not ejaculate for 48 hours for best results.

So the fact I have zero kids and I have a history of not wearing condoms, jerking off daily, and always pulling out...

I'm either defying the odds or doing something right. I dated a girl for over a year, we constantly banged, never used a C, and she wasn't on the pill. Boom. I win.
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:01 PM   #142
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I'll blow it in a girl who is on the pill (if she lets me)...

either way I'm just accustomed to pulling out at this point I prefer it anyways

I don't like watching it ooze out of her vag when I'm done...kind of grosses me out
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:02 PM   #143
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for what it's worth, it reduces the chances of pregnancy by a few percentage points at best, but... if you cum in a woman, she could get pregnant REGARDLESS of whether you jerked it a few times or not.
see reading fail on your part

when did I ever say I was cumming into a woman?

unless you're talking about prejac and AGAIN

so far, so good
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:03 PM   #144
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They compare themselves to the women in the porn.


"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!"

Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy.
Well, would it make any difference if she were comparing herself to a bunch of "amateurs" and not porn stars..?
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:06 PM   #145
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Well no shit.

I don't ever blow it in a girl. I was told by our chemistry teacher when she was trying to get pregnant they told her stud to not ejaculate for 48 hours for best results.

So the fact I have zero kids and I have a history of not wearing condoms, jerking off daily, and always pulling out...

I'm either defying the odds or doing something right. I dated a girl for over a year, we constantly banged, never used a C, and she wasn't on the pill. Boom. I win.
Or perhaps you are sterile.

And, we all win.
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:10 PM   #146
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They compare themselves to the women in the porn.


"I must have something wrong with me if he needs porn! He likes the girls on there better than me!"

Uh, no. You don't put out enough and I am a guy.
Pretty much, this.
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I'll blow it in a girl who is on the pill (if she lets me)...

either way I'm just accustomed to pulling out at this point I prefer it anyways

I don't like watching it ooze out of her vag when I'm done...kind of grosses me out
Then don't watch.

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Old 05-03-2013, 06:36 PM   #149
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Does anyone really keep a "collection"? Seriously? Just pull it up on your smartphone. Virtual library. On demand. Who the hell keeps old VHS tapes or DVDs around? Or worse, KC Native and his sticky mags?
LOL but I'm the obsessed one.
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