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Old 05-02-2013, 09:24 PM  
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Read something interesting today about fapping and porn.

I read an analysis made by some folks that there is a growing epidemic of young men in this country -- dudes in their twenties and thirties -- who are experiencing an absurdly high level of erectile dysfunction.

The reason, they allege, is because of the abundance of online pornography. Basically that overexposure to pornography is causing erectile dysfunction as men have trouble getting similarly aroused to a normal, human woman right in front of them who wants to have typical sex rather than the outrageous shit you see online.

I don't know, I am not an expert.

But I have lived the life of a single, as someone who's watched entirely too much porn. Like obscene amounts. Inappropriate amounts. Shameful amounts.

And I've never had a single, recurring issue. I've had a couple episodes where Direckshun Jr. didn't perform the way he should, but 99.9% of the time, shit gets done, and it gets done properly. Porn has not dampened my "enthusiasm" for a good lay.

I know it will never get any open admissions here on ChiefsPlanet, but if you're brave enough to admit it has happened, go for it. I'm stunned, personally. I absorbed so much ****ing porn back in the day it was shocking, and I've had zero issues in that department.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:43 PM   #46
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I've never really felt the need to jizz on a girl's face. In fact, I don't even like to make girl's swallow because I just prefer the 'pulled out' feel...used to it. I did jerk off a few times and leave the jerk off tissues on my ex's pillow to establish dominance.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:44 PM   #47
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jerking off decreases fertility?
from what I've understood over the years

if you jerk off daily and pull out there is not a great chance of getting a girl pregnant

when couples try and get pregnant they tell the gentleman to make sure he doesn't ejaculate for 48 hours

it's a numbers game

and it has worked in my favor thus far
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:44 PM   #48
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I've never really felt the need to jizz on a girl's face.
It's the ultimate act of sexual dominance.

You need to try it.

I did it once, many moons ago, on a slut in Dallas.

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Old 05-02-2013, 10:45 PM   #49
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You must buy the morning after pill quite often.
never

my last girlfriend was like 20 days late (but she was SO stressed out over a few things) and she thought she was pregnant and she kept saying "I'm going to take the test" and I kept saying "please don't" (because I didn't want to know)...

then she started making me wear condoms (hate) and then one time she started her period and we celebrated.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:46 PM   #50
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It's the ultimate act of sexual dominance.

You need to try it.

I did it once, many moons ago, on a slut in Dallas.

Magic.
I've had girls tell me I could do it...but the way I time things I keep it in until the last possible moment so it would really just be some sort of inconvenience for me to travel all of the way up to their face...

and then I'd just feel bad
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:46 PM   #51
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the biggest slut I ever banged wouldn't let you jizz on her face...she said it was demeaning

and this girl was a really, really, really big slut

I'm not quite sure why that's the finisher in 99% of porn.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:47 PM   #52
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It's the ultimate act of sexual dominance.

You need to try it.

I did it once, many moons ago, on a slut in Dallas.

Magic.
This. It is fun.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:48 PM   #53
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I've had girls tell me I could do it...but the way I time things I keep it in until the last possible moment so it would really just be some sort of inconvenience for me to travel all of the way up to their face...

and then I'd just feel bad
Well this particular girl wasn't ****ing me...just oral...so it was pretty easy.

In fact she refused to have sex, but really liked giving head and getting it on her face.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:50 PM   #54
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sweet

one time when I was young I blew it in a girl's mouth because I figured that's what she wanted and she got up and ran to the trash can and spit it out and wasn't happy

I miss being 18 and not being able to watch internet porn. Internet porn has ruined a lot of what used to be fun about sex.

pros and cons
pros and cons

it's also an easy relationship replacement for men
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:50 PM   #55
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never

my last girlfriend was like 20 days late (but she was SO stressed out over a few things) and she thought she was pregnant and she kept saying "I'm going to take the test" and I kept saying "please don't" (because I didn't want to know)...

then she started making me wear condoms (hate) and then one time she started her period and we celebrated.
I hate condoms too and have had many scares with long term gfs. My wife has an implant in her arm so there is no forgetting birth control. Shit is good for 2-3 years.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:51 PM   #56
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I've never really felt the need to jizz on a girl's face. In fact, I don't even like to make girl's swallow because I just prefer the 'pulled out' feel...used to it. I did jerk off a few times and leave the jerk off tissues on my ex's pillow to establish dominance.
And you're nuts. If a chick swallows and doesn't stop right when you bust, it is one of the best feelings EVAR
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:53 PM   #57
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Well this particular girl wasn't ****ing me...just oral...so it was pretty easy.

In fact she refused to have sex, but really liked giving head and getting it on her face.
I had a chick in college do something similar during a drug fueled night. She had some skills. She sucked me off 3 times in one night whilst doing drugs that usually aren't conducive to male sexual performance. Shit was cash
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:58 PM   #59
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I had a chick in college do something similar during a drug fueled night. She had some skills. She sucked me off 3 times in one night whilst doing drugs that usually aren't conducive to male sexual performance. Shit was cash
Meth right? You ****ing tool
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Aaaaaaaand now I hate myself for dumping a girl who would swallow.
You dumped a girl?
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