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Old 05-02-2013, 08:24 PM  
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Read something interesting today about fapping and porn.

I read an analysis made by some folks that there is a growing epidemic of young men in this country -- dudes in their twenties and thirties -- who are experiencing an absurdly high level of erectile dysfunction.

The reason, they allege, is because of the abundance of online pornography. Basically that overexposure to pornography is causing erectile dysfunction as men have trouble getting similarly aroused to a normal, human woman right in front of them who wants to have typical sex rather than the outrageous shit you see online.

I don't know, I am not an expert.

But I have lived the life of a single, as someone who's watched entirely too much porn. Like obscene amounts. Inappropriate amounts. Shameful amounts.

And I've never had a single, recurring issue. I've had a couple episodes where Direckshun Jr. didn't perform the way he should, but 99.9% of the time, shit gets done, and it gets done properly. Porn has not dampened my "enthusiasm" for a good lay.

I know it will never get any open admissions here on ChiefsPlanet, but if you're brave enough to admit it has happened, go for it. I'm stunned, personally. I absorbed so much ****ing porn back in the day it was shocking, and I've had zero issues in that department.
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Old 05-02-2013, 09:59 PM   #61
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Just curious. Is a swallower a rare thing? Or is it more common than guys let on?
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:00 PM   #62
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Just curious. Is a swallower a rare thing? Or is it more common than guys let on?
You tell us.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:00 PM   #63
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:01 PM   #64
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Just curious. Is a swallower a rare thing? Or is it more common than guys let on?
In my experience it seems about 25%.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:03 PM   #65
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You tell us.
I would hope you all have been with more girls than I have (which would only take you being with one). I have no idea what the sexual preferences are of women in general.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:06 PM   #66
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I would hope you all have been with more girls than I have (which would only take you being with one). I have no idea what the sexual preferences are of women in general.
I know you women are always talking about that shit.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:06 PM   #67
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It would seem that the dik is a muscle like any other and needs use to stay strong. A guy who's getting none or one who loses interest in sex would therefore be at a higher risk of malfunction later no? Also suppose you're Dating or married to a fat smelly pig. Maybe the thought of some luscious boobies makes it easier for you to plow away. Not sure.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:07 PM   #68
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:07 PM   #69
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:10 PM   #70
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I've always wondered what. Spit cup? lol
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:10 PM   #71
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Just curious. Is a swallower a rare thing? Or is it more common than guys let on?
I don't know but what's your opinion on it?
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:11 PM   #72
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:11 PM   #73
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* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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2 girls, 1 spit cup.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:11 PM   #75
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