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Old 05-02-2013, 08:24 PM  
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Read something interesting today about fapping and porn.

I read an analysis made by some folks that there is a growing epidemic of young men in this country -- dudes in their twenties and thirties -- who are experiencing an absurdly high level of erectile dysfunction.

The reason, they allege, is because of the abundance of online pornography. Basically that overexposure to pornography is causing erectile dysfunction as men have trouble getting similarly aroused to a normal, human woman right in front of them who wants to have typical sex rather than the outrageous shit you see online.

I don't know, I am not an expert.

But I have lived the life of a single, as someone who's watched entirely too much porn. Like obscene amounts. Inappropriate amounts. Shameful amounts.

And I've never had a single, recurring issue. I've had a couple episodes where Direckshun Jr. didn't perform the way he should, but 99.9% of the time, shit gets done, and it gets done properly. Porn has not dampened my "enthusiasm" for a good lay.

I know it will never get any open admissions here on ChiefsPlanet, but if you're brave enough to admit it has happened, go for it. I'm stunned, personally. I absorbed so much ****ing porn back in the day it was shocking, and I've had zero issues in that department.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:15 PM   #76
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:15 PM   #77
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I remember when I was 13 and I could satisfy myself for months with the SI Swimsuit issue or imaginary visuals of nubile females. Now I can't make a manual deposit without a closeup of some teen runaway taking protein ropes to the face.

Doesn't affect the social, carnal act whatsoever, though.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:16 PM   #78
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Just curious. Is a swallower a rare thing? Or is it more common than guys let on?
I've never had one that didn't swallow. I don't know if it's a run of good luck on my part or the amount of pressure applied to the top of their head
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:16 PM   #79
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:16 PM   #80
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Heard on NPR it also causes short term memory loss.
My short term memory sucks. Hmm.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:17 PM   #81
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:17 PM   #82
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:21 PM   #84
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I remember when I was 13 and I could satisfy myself for months with the SI Swimsuit issue or imaginary visuals of nubile females. Now I can't make a manual deposit without a closeup of some teen runaway taking protein ropes to the face.

Doesn't affect the social, carnal act whatsoever, though.
Lol! Great stuff.
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I remember when I was 13 and I could satisfy myself for months with the SI Swimsuit issue or imaginary visuals of nubile females. Now I can't make a manual deposit without a closeup of some teen runaway taking protein ropes to the face.

Doesn't affect the social, carnal act whatsoever, though.
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Old 05-02-2013, 10:24 PM   #87
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I remember when I was 13 and I could satisfy myself for months with the SI Swimsuit issue or imaginary visuals of nubile females. Now I can't make a manual deposit without a closeup of some teen runaway taking protein ropes to the face.

Doesn't affect the social, carnal act whatsoever, though.
I used to love the SI Swimsuits - I literally wore some out, as a youngster. It was easily justified owning it - due to its SI branding. LOL

Now I just want a blonde milf with a borderline 'large' ass - bent over a coffee table, ... but NOT the Bijan.
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One possible theory to the diminishing effects of porn is the misplaced gay shit on a straight page. Scrolling down chicks, oh there's a nice redhead and oh there's two blondes with a double edged sex toy and WTF!!!?!?! Some shaved head ghey with a dog collar throating some middle linebacker. Those webmasters should be executed.

Makes me wanna forward te link to someone like KC Native who could use it
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The first SI Swimsuit I ever got was the one w/ Elle Macpherson, Rachel Hunter, and Kathy Ireland on the cover.

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One possible theory to the diminishing effects of porn is the misplaced gay shit on a straight page. Scrolling down chicks, oh there's a nice redhead and oh there's two blondes with a double edged sex toy and WTF!!!?!?! Some shaved head ghey with a dog collar throating some middle linebacker. Those webmasters should be executed.

Makes me wanna forward te link to someone like KC Native who could use it
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