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Old 05-02-2013, 08:24 PM  
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Read something interesting today about fapping and porn.

I read an analysis made by some folks that there is a growing epidemic of young men in this country -- dudes in their twenties and thirties -- who are experiencing an absurdly high level of erectile dysfunction.

The reason, they allege, is because of the abundance of online pornography. Basically that overexposure to pornography is causing erectile dysfunction as men have trouble getting similarly aroused to a normal, human woman right in front of them who wants to have typical sex rather than the outrageous shit you see online.

I don't know, I am not an expert.

But I have lived the life of a single, as someone who's watched entirely too much porn. Like obscene amounts. Inappropriate amounts. Shameful amounts.

And I've never had a single, recurring issue. I've had a couple episodes where Direckshun Jr. didn't perform the way he should, but 99.9% of the time, shit gets done, and it gets done properly. Porn has not dampened my "enthusiasm" for a good lay.

I know it will never get any open admissions here on ChiefsPlanet, but if you're brave enough to admit it has happened, go for it. I'm stunned, personally. I absorbed so much ****ing porn back in the day it was shocking, and I've had zero issues in that department.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:38 AM   #121
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We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?
I wasn't suggesting a course of action, mind you.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:40 AM   #122
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We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?
It's best if you snowball it into another chick's mouth.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:42 AM   #123
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It's best if you snowball it into another chick's mouth.
Or gargle.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:45 AM   #124
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And you're nuts. If a chick swallows and doesn't stop right when you bust, it is one of the best feelings EVAR
Damn skippy. Had one GF in college who could literally make me pass out that way, I mean dead to the world for like 30 seconds. Then you come to and can't feel your fingers or toes. Sometimes you end up twitchy for another minute of so.

Talk about ruining you for regular sex. . . That's as close as it got.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:53 AM   #125
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We're supposed to hold it in our mouths while we get up and walk to the bathroom?
Unless you prefer to keep it there while making your man a victory sammich first.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:54 AM   #126
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Your obsession with penis, gay, and your homophobia says quite a bit about you.
You seem to keep a list there Jason Collins.
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:56 AM   #127
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I've been driving a lot lately, lots of time listening to the radio(which sucks more than I remembered) so I've turned to talk radio.

One of the topics the other day essentially said that the 2 biggest causes for divorce today were 1. gambling addition 2. Porn Addiction.

I guess I can see how someone stealing money and lying and putting the family in a bind can cause stress and lack of trust enough to cause a D.

What I became curious about was, where is the line on #2. What is the magic thing that makes someone's porn viewing habit an "addiction".
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:58 AM   #128
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No way. #1 cause is the the same it's been for 1 million years and the same reason people get married in the FIRST place: M-O-N-E-Y.


When people disagree about money, all hell breaks loose. And people who fight about money stop being physical. When that goes, the relationship follows.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:01 PM   #129
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Hey, did anybody outside of CC agree HJ's post?

Just curious, because it wasn't readily apparent when I sifted through the thread.
Looks like 3 or 4 other people did.

Ironically this was a conversation that came up with my buddies one night sitting around drinking beer. Internet video porn has made beating off to anything else almost like having ED. Like Hamas said, the SI calendar, JC Penny magazine, random boob pic would be spank material for ever now you have to watch a video of porn doing random crazy shit to get off.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:08 PM   #130
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Or gargle.
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Unless you prefer to keep it there while making your man a victory sammich first.
You all have some sick minds.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:10 PM   #131
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When I was younger, finding a girl that would swallow was difficult. Now, all of them do. If they don't, I tell them I'm not interested. Then they swallow.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:16 PM   #132
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When I was younger, finding a girl that would swallow was difficult. Now, all of them do. If they don't, I tell them I'm not interested. Then they swallow.
That's..... odd.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:29 PM   #133
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When I was younger, finding a girl that would swallow was difficult. Now, all of them do. If they don't, I tell them I'm not interested. Then they swallow.
How much are you paying these "girls?"
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:40 PM   #134
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This one is not difficult Direckshun. It's a matter of testosterone.

Some of us have excesses, and wish we could sell our extra; some sad folks, have much more limited access to it.

I've STILL got lots, if anyone can come up with a way to bottle it and sell it--let me know.
Eh its already mass produced and too cheap for you to make any profit:

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Old 05-03-2013, 01:57 PM   #135
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How much are you paying these "girls?"
I guess they just don't want me to leave them. They probably have daddy issues.
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