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Old 05-05-2013, 01:44 PM  
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Toben Opurum

Has the best name on the Kansas City Chiefs.



I will be rooting for Toben Opurum to make this roster at LB every goddamn day.

Toben Opurum, I salute you.



Toben Opurum, folks. Toben Opurum.



Keep ****ing doubting Toben Opurum.

6'1", 249 lbs. Runs a 4.6. 34.5" vertical. 10'4" broad. Benched 225 lbs 24 times. Team captain.

Not going to kid you, those are actually really good measurables.

You might be asking yourself: does Toben Opurum have a nickname?

Yes. Toben Opurum has a nickname. And Toben Opurum's nickname is “Tobenuchukwu.”

Toben Opurum can also play fullback, and we know this regime loves them some fullbacks.

Read up on Toben Opurum. Because Toben Opurum is a name you want to know.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

His name is Toben Opurum.

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Old 05-05-2013, 02:56 PM   #16
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Look, it's a very nice name - Toben Opurum, VERY nice.

This isn't Frank Zombo though, let's not get the tunnel-vision over this.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-05-2013, 03:02 PM   #17
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Old 05-05-2013, 03:04 PM   #18
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:49 PM   #19
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:53 PM   #20
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:31 PM   #21
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He was a legit rb at Kansas. will be interesting where they play him
Yep; was not pleased when they moved him to LB.
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:38 PM   #22
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:48 PM   #23
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THANK YOU! ZOMBO might be the greatest name in the history of the world, much less just on the chiefs.

Direckshun wanted to know what might make one change their favorite team - for me, I'd only quit the chiefs if there was another team comprised entirely of Zombos.
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:49 PM   #24
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THANK YOU! ZOMBO might be the greatest name in the history of the world, much less just on the chiefs.

Direckshun wanted to know what might make one change their favorite team - for me, I'd only quit the chiefs if there was another team comprised entirely of Zombos.
This guy is an amazing human. I'm glad you you've seen the Zombo light. There will be other followers very very soon.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:59 PM   #25
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Old 05-05-2013, 07:14 PM   #26
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-05-2013, 07:19 PM   #27
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Out of high school Opurum turned down offers from Florida and Notre Dame to go to KU. Reason being they wanted him as a fullback and he wanted to be a tailback. He was moved over to linebacker due to lack of talent/depth at that position and KU having other runningbacks to use (believe James Sims was the reason he moved).

In reality he is probably best suited for a fullback role in the NFL imo. Of course we have many of those on roster.
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Old 05-05-2013, 07:20 PM   #28
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Out of high school Opurum turned down offers from Florida and Notre Dame to go to KU. Reason being they wanted him as a fullback and he wanted to be a tailback. He was moved over to linebacker due to lack of talent/depth at that position and KU having other runningbacks to use (believe James Sims was the reason he moved).

In reality he is probably best suited for a fullback role in the NFL imo. Of course we have many of those on roster.
he gay too.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-05-2013, 08:21 PM   #29
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Old 05-06-2013, 04:23 PM   #30
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Look, it's a very nice name - Toben Opurum, VERY nice.

This isn't Frank Zombo though, let's not get the tunnel-vision over this.
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