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Old 05-08-2013, 07:28 PM  
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-- New Pussy.


I got some strange a few weeks ago - It's always refreshing and offers hope to mankind.

Any of you CP'ers pulled any hot pussy lately?


Thanks
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Old 05-09-2013, 07:34 PM   #61
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:36 PM   #62
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My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:43 PM   #63
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My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?
Take over a romantic comedy. Not no sappy bullshit. Ask her if she drinks? Buy her what she likes. Wine or beer. Don't try to slap in 2nd gear unless you're just trying to hit it. KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE GOD DAMNIT
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Old 05-09-2013, 09:46 PM   #64
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I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin
How long's it been since you had sex?
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:03 PM   #65
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:07 PM   #66
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Take over a romantic comedy. Not no sappy bullshit. Ask her if she drinks? Buy her what she likes. Wine or beer. Don't try to slap in 2nd gear unless you're just trying to hit it. KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE GOD DAMNIT
She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:07 PM   #67
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:12 PM   #68
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She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?
Always keep one handy in the wallet.

I good romantic comedy such as


Say Anything
Sixteen Candles
Chasing Amy
40 yr old virgin
Knocked Up
Wedding Crashers


You get the point. Get her favorite beer
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:12 PM   #69
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She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?
Nope, go ahead and impregnate. We need more of your kind.
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:23 PM   #70
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Nope, go ahead and impregnate. We need more of your kind.
Will do. Thanks!
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:26 PM   #71
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:27 PM   #72
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it's alright, that strange pussy - but she wanted a relationship and things - so she is gone now.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:31 PM   #73
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it's alright, that strange pussy - but she wanted a relationship and things - so she is gone now.
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:31 PM   #74
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it's not that I NEVER want a relationship - It's just I'm so busy and occupied w/ other things, my time is tough - & this lady lives an hour away.

I still have my other lady friend - but she's turned into a dear friend - that just romatically sorta fizzled - but we're dear friends and talk almost every day.

Times are odd - i'll be 41 in August - oh well, life's still very dope.
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.

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Old 05-09-2013, 10:35 PM   #75
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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