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Old 05-08-2013, 08:28 PM  
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I got some strange a few weeks ago - It's always refreshing and offers hope to mankind.

Any of you CP'ers pulled any hot pussy lately?


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Old 05-09-2013, 11:36 PM   #76
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:06 AM   #77
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it's not that I NEVER wan't a relationship - It's just I'm so busy and occupied w/ other things, my time is tough - & this lady lives an hour away.

I still have my other lady friend - but she's turned into a dear friend - that just romatically sorta fizzled - but we're dear friends and talk almost every day.

Times are odd - i'll be 41 in August - oh well, life's still very dope.
Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.
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Old 05-10-2013, 02:38 AM   #78
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I was expecting someone to call me out on my post considering my situation. Fail CP.
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Old 05-10-2013, 06:10 AM   #79
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Just awesome bro. Keeping making that pussy work for you, not the other way around.
I'm guessing this is supposed to be dripping with irony...
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Old 05-10-2013, 06:54 AM   #80
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My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?
If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.
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Old 05-10-2013, 08:11 AM   #81
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Old 05-10-2013, 08:59 AM   #82
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I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:03 AM   #83
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If a girl invites you to her house at night to watch a movie, she wants to **** you.

If you don't get sex, it's because you suck.

I'm still batting 1.000 in the 'come over and watch a movie' scenario. IT's code for 'come over and **** me" You really shouldn't have to work that hard. Just initiate and it will happen.
So is an opening of "Would you like to get coffee sometime, or a drink" That means from what I know of you so far and from your looks I want to **** you. Where it goes beyond that is up to you. The more you are cool about it and act like you aren't tied to any outcome the easier it will be.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:37 AM   #84
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Old 05-10-2013, 11:07 AM   #85
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Old 05-10-2013, 11:18 AM   #86
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:01 AM   #87
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Thats called being married, enjoy!
we don't love dem ho's. Do we Dave?
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:19 AM   #88
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:21 AM   #89
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Old 05-11-2013, 01:18 PM   #90
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