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Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
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The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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Old 06-18-2013, 10:52 AM   #7411
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I could ban someone if you think it would help.
Since banning me would do nothing I'd suggest banning KC nut, before he has a chance to respond to his roast. Nobody will enjoy trying to read that
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Old 06-18-2013, 10:56 AM   #7412
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Since banning me would do nothing I'd suggest banning KC nut, before he has a chance to respond to his roast. Nobody will enjoy trying to read that


I think banning Hootie would be ****ing epic myself. His vagina would explode due to a perceived injustice.

I would watch it while eating popcorn and drinking a fine chianti.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:00 AM   #7413
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Until you posted your opinion, I didn't know that you existed, however let me clear some things up.

It was not a roast, merely a parody of one of Hootie's night out stories, except I threw truth into the mix.

I appreciate your comments and do hope you'll come back again.
I'm not concerned about you knowing about me or my status on this board or thread.

Just wanted to let you know you're awful at parodies. Really, really unfunny.

Feel free to not respond to this since you don't know who I am and don't care about my opinion or whatever. But you aren't funny.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:02 AM   #7414
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Drawing a blank...
you don't remember the whole big thing about hootie being banned?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=255055
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:03 AM   #7415
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you don't remember the whole big thing about hootie being banned?
The Hootie Manifesto?

Or, "I shall now cry like a little girl for all the world to see"?
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:05 AM   #7416
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I'm not concerned about you knowing about me or my status on this board or thread.

Just wanted to let you know you're awful at parodies. Really, really unfunny.

Feel free to not respond to this since you don't know who I am and don't care about my opinion or whatever. But you aren't funny.
Nah, it was almost identical to hooties night out stories. BTW, you can't yell at a person across the room and expect him not to respond.

Now I'm trying to determine what is causing you to say mean things to me.

BTW, the amount of reps received due to that awful parody tell a different tale.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:05 AM   #7417
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The Hootie Manifesto?

Or, "I shall now cry like a little girl for all the world to see"?
Finally we find a common ground.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:10 AM   #7418
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I would be ****ing EMBARRASED to write such a piece of self-pitying shit, and then have someone post it for me.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:15 AM   #7419
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I would be ****ing EMBARRASED to write such a piece of self-pitying shit, and then have someone post it for me.
I think Clay wrote it for him.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:17 AM   #7420
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Nah, it was almost identical to hooties night out stories. BTW, you can't yell at a person across the room and expect him not to respond.

Now I'm trying to determine what is causing you to say mean things to me.

BTW, the amount of reps received due to that awful parody tell a different tale.
Nothing is causing me to be "mean". rico tried to be funny earlier on in this thread with a "roast/parody/wtf ever" and failed spectacularly and now you've done the same.

Saul is correct in that there are a ton of posters in this thread bitching about how unfunny these roasts are; but most are absolutely terrible at attempting to do so themselves.

Hootie was good at it. Saul is doing a spectacular job so far. I don't actually believe he means the shit he says, but he's delivering crisp, precise barbs akin to what you'd see if you watched a roast on Comedy Central. That's what makes it humorous.

Not long, meandering tripe that bores readers within two sentences. I'm glad some people find your parody hilarious. Good for them. I don't. You aren't funny and your attempt wasn't. That's called an opinion. You don't have to agree with it or like it. It's my opinion.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:19 AM   #7421
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[QUOTE/Pestilence]Hootie has actually been pretty toned down since he's been back. I gotta give him credit.[/quote]

[QUOTE/flopnuts]He's getting older. I think he's growing up. I give him credit as well.[/quote]
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:20 AM   #7422
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QUOTE:PestilenceHootie has actually been pretty toned down since he's been back. I gotta give him credit.

QUOTE: flopnutsHe's getting older. I think he's growing up. I give him credit as well.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:20 AM   #7423
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Nothing is causing me to be "mean". rico tried to be funny earlier on in this thread with a "roast/parody/wtf ever" and failed spectacularly and now you've done the same.

Saul is correct in that there are a ton of posters in this thread bitching about how unfunny these roasts are; but most are absolutely terrible at attempting to do so themselves.

Hootie was good at it. Saul is doing a spectacular job so far. I don't actually believe he means the shit he says, but he's delivering crisp, precise barbs akin to what you'd see if you watched a roast on Comedy Central. That's what makes it humorous.

Not long, meandering tripe that bores readers within two sentences. I'm glad some people find your parody hilarious. Good for them. I don't. You aren't funny and your attempt wasn't. That's called an opinion. You don't have to agree with it or like it. It's my opinion.
I've decided that I don't like you and therefore shall ignore you.
Die in an AIDS fire and slither back into anonymity.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:20 AM   #7424
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Kyle randomly banned KC native a few months ago. There are still a couple of leftover puddles of estrogen that haven't completely dried.
What the **** are you talking about? I laughed about that because he got all huffy puffy in a bar smoking thread and then he deleted my posts and banned me for 3 days. I haven't said a word to him about it aside from making fun of him in the thread where he banned me.

Pointing out again that your delusional fatass is wrong and can't stop thinking about me.
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:23 AM   #7425
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