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Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
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The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:40 PM   #7651
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How many victory rep threads has he started?
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:43 PM   #7652
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:49 PM   #7653
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All hail SNR...the board's new rep leader.
How do you guys find this rep stats?

I see on mine I've given our 1050 reps and recieved 1550. Is that a normal ration or am I a rep whore? I need some validation or ridicule.
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A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:49 PM   #7654
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Where do you guys even find these stats?
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Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Frazod < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
 
Old 06-18-2013, 07:50 PM   #7655
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How many victory rep threads has he started?
Is the number of 100 post threads still the mark of a good poster? At least it use to be some years ago.
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A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:55 PM   #7656
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No one should have more rep than Rainman.
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A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.
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Old 06-18-2013, 08:40 PM   #7657
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Rainman is king of the trolls. He trolls so well, most don't even know he's trolling them. But I see through his facade. I see the man behind the curtain controlling the wizard. I'm no dorthy, no dorthy 'tall.
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:21 AM   #7658
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78. crazycoffey

Hopefully everyone is breathing a sigh of relief seeing that I'm doing coffey's roast rather than hootie. If my roast of big nasty kcnut caused an uproar, a hootie roast of cc would probably spark an international incident. But enough about me and my giant cock...

Crazycoffey has a tendency to blur the lines between CP and real life as evidenced by the fact that he posted Clay's grandfather's contact information in a thread on this very board. You'd think he might know better than to do something like that, but he's a drunk...and an angry one at that. For more evidence of this, look no further than his infamous run-in with our own hootie.

As usual, hootie was minding his own business...objectively watching Peyton Manning highlights after a long day of ladling out soup to the less fortunate...when CC stumbled onto the board three Zimas deep and started talking shit about minorities. Now normally hootie isn't one for confrontation, but he will not tolerate mean-spirited comments about others. Coffey's response was to abuse the infraction system in order to get hootie banned. Naturally, hootie was beyond pissed, created a new account, and resumed setting cc straight in a stern but fair tone (or something like that...I don't remember the exact details...**** you). Coffey then did what any mentally unstable drunk would do in the middle of a heated argument...he sent hootie a PM about the most intimate, painful details of his own life...naturally.

Let me repeat this for Rico and anyone else who missed it... Crazycoffey, while in the midst of a nasty flame war with hootie, sent hootie a private message full of personal details about the ongoing problems in his marriage. Fortunately for coffey, hootie is a classy guy with a keen understanding of boundaries, so he kept those details private... I'm just ****ing with you. Hootie immediately shoved that shit right back in coffey's face. Would any sane person expect anything less from hootie? Of course not...but coffey is not sane. He is, however, a cop.

Let that ****ing sink in... Here is a guy who can't even be trusted with the infraction system, yet our tax dollars pay for him to carry a gun on behalf of the criminal justice system. Are you ****ing kidding me? I wouldn't trust this drunk to drive a goddamned honey wagon let alone a paddy wagon, but what the **** do I know?

Fortunately, hootie made a much-heralded return, and cc has been working to get his marriage back on track. He and his wife have even started dabbling in the swinging lifestyle in order to spice things up. Being a short, fat, bald guy, he doesn't exactly get invited to the "A-squad" parties like in Eyes Wide Shut, though. It's mostly a bunch of skinny white dudes going balls deep into fat Asian hookers while frazod sits in the corner trying desperately to find his penis, but coffey works with what he's got, and I can't fault him for that. The problem is that he tends to just show up, rip off all of his clothes, and yell, "orgy time". WTF, dude? That's terrible form. I mean yes, there's going to be an orgy, but even orgies at the Ramada expect a certain level of decorum...at least take off your socks and shoes. This isn't like back when you were a scout leader and took the kids on campouts. The webelos may not have known better, but that's no excuse for you.

Pros: Gets paid to harass minorities. Is handy with a sewing machine.

Cons: Doesn't wipe after he shits if it felt like it came out clean. (I understand his reasoning, but you still have to check.) Always does the "cha cha cha" thing when singing Happy Birthday.

Outlook for 2014: He and his wife answer an ad on adult friend finder only to find out when they meet up that it's Clay...evening goes better than expected.
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:30 AM   #7659
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:30 AM   #7660
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Now that was a quality roast. I laughed several times. Way better than any of the original Hootie roasts. Great Job.
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:39 AM   #7661
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Holy ****ing shit. These are getting better and better. I am actually starting to hope he doesn't get to me.
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:43 AM   #7662
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:44 AM   #7663
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Holy ****ing shit. These are getting better and better. I am actually starting to hope he doesn't get to me.
This could have been 10x better, but I kept taking stuff out.
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:48 AM   #7664
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Old 06-19-2013, 11:48 AM   #7665
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